the-dump

Free action to yell at vag

To help

d20

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

Vag turns his head towards you. He begins to recall all the times you've fed him along the way. His snout begins to wrinkle up at the sight of the wolves attacking you.

It actually worked?

That’s insane

Vag my boy

Please don’t let me die to the first enemies I encounter

So vag is going to perform the ability blood rage

Menstrual blood rage?

/r d20+4

@Gent: d20+4 = (10)+4 = 14

He slashes at both wolves

/r d4+4

@Gent: d4+4 = (1)+4 = 5

/r d4+4

@Gent: d4+4 = (2)+4 = 6

Vag

Is a god

The alpha wolf drops to the ground feebly. Wolf number 3 loosens his grip and flees the scene with agonizing whimpers.

Wolf number 2 attempts to do likewise.

Now, you can move 40 feet, both these wolves are wounded

Hmm

I could run

They're both hobbling away

Oh

Let them do that

But they can't move very fast in their current states

Dlanigger isn’t out for blood

You still have 7 health

Alright then

The alpha wolf is before you, breathing weakly

Oh

I’ll kill that one

Sounds good to me

You know what you do here?

You sever his spinal cord!

All the pain of the battle was worth it

And it’s all thanks to my big ol’ vag

After a little while, Vag falls into a deep slumber.

Before he does can I give him a treat

I think he’s earned it

Sure

Nice

Listen umbreon

hopeefully it'll be faster in the future

About 4 of my attacks did no damage

Won't have to explain everything

That was fun

If not horrifying

So morning rolls around, I assume you slept?

Yep, I brushed my vag a bit to

Vag is still sleeping, it seems you'll have to carry him

The dead wolf is still before you, anything you want to do?

Do I know how to skin

Give me a survival check, that's a +2

/r d20+2

@Rusp: d20+2 = (9)+2 = 11

It is very unpleasant, but you manage to get a decent looking wolf pelt

Nice

You leaving the rest there?

Oh

I’ll take some meat

I was planning on giving him so more mead-dipped bread

After neglecting the carcass over night, the body is crawling with flies and maggots

Worked well last time

Anything look clean?

But salvage 4 pounds of meat

That’s quite the hefty amount

It's not any filet mingnon, but it can provide sustenance

Heading out?

Nothing else to do here, might as well

You arrive at your destination in the early morning.

This town seems to be a lot more substantial than the one you'd previously visited.

Not necessarily impressive

There is an inn by the entrance, various shops line the street which leads up to an ornate church. To the side of the church appears to be a stone monument with a sword buried within it.