the-dump

He's being ignored by the wolves so he didn't do anything

I see

Ok

His peripheral vision is severely limited

Can I use escape artist now that I’m grappled?

Oh, uh I think so

Yeah, go for it. +6

/r d20+6

@Rusp: d20+6 = (7)+6 = 13

You begin to pull your upper half away from them, but the wolves still grip you with their teeth

Oh no

I’m actually going to die

You still have an action for anything

Can I stab alpha wolf

coinflip to see if this counts as rape

/roll 1d2

@Bopit: 1d2 = (2) = 2

rape confirmed

It'll be hard because you've been fighting him off with your arm

Well

There isn’t much else I could do

Try with a regular d20

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (15) = 15

Roll for damage

d8-1?

Yep

/r d8-1

@Rusp: d8-1 = (1)-1 = 0

i

oooof

Fuck it

I’m desd

Free action to yell at vag

To help

d20

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

Vag turns his head towards you. He begins to recall all the times you've fed him along the way. His snout begins to wrinkle up at the sight of the wolves attacking you.

It actually worked?

Vag my boy

Please don’t let me die to the first enemies I encounter

So vag is going to perform the ability blood rage

Menstrual blood rage?

/r d20+4

@Gent: d20+4 = (10)+4 = 14

He slashes at both wolves

/r d4+4

@Gent: d4+4 = (1)+4 = 5

/r d4+4

@Gent: d4+4 = (2)+4 = 6

Vag

Is a god

The alpha wolf drops to the ground feebly. Wolf number 3 loosens his grip and flees the scene with agonizing whimpers.

Wolf number 2 attempts to do likewise.

Now, you can move 40 feet, both these wolves are wounded

Hmm

I could run

They're both hobbling away

Oh

Let them do that

But they can't move very fast in their current states

Dlanigger isn’t out for blood

You still have 7 health

Alright then

The alpha wolf is before you, breathing weakly

Oh

I’ll kill that one

Sounds good to me

You know what you do here?

You sever his spinal cord!

All the pain of the battle was worth it

My plan finally has come together

And it’s all thanks to my big ol’ vag

After a little while, Vag falls into a deep slumber.

Before he does can I give him a treat

I think he’s earned it

Sure

Nice