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Rusp Jun 15, 2018 12:57 AM the-dump

My plan finally has come together

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 12:57 AM the-dump

And it’s all thanks to my big ol’ vag

Gent Jun 15, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

After a little while, Vag falls into a deep slumber.

Dan K. Meme Jun 15, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

that combat took 1 hour

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

Before he does can I give him a treat

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

I think he’s earned it

Gent Jun 15, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

Sure

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

Nice

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

Listen umbreon

Gent Jun 15, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

hopeefully it'll be faster in the future

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

About 4 of my attacks did no damage

Gent Jun 15, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

Won't have to explain everything

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

That was fun

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

If not horrifying

Gent Jun 15, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

So morning rolls around, I assume you slept?

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

Yep, I brushed my vag a bit to

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

Vag is still sleeping, it seems you'll have to carry him

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

The dead wolf is still before you, anything you want to do?

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

Do I know how to skin

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

Give me a survival check, that's a +2

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 15, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20+2 = (9)+2 = 11

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

It is very unpleasant, but you manage to get a decent looking wolf pelt

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

Nice

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

You leaving the rest there?

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

psst, badgers eat meat

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

Oh

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:03 AM the-dump

I’ll take some meat

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:03 AM the-dump

I was planning on giving him so more mead-dipped bread

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:03 AM the-dump

After neglecting the carcass over night, the body is crawling with flies and maggots

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:03 AM the-dump

Worked well last time

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:03 AM the-dump

Anything look clean?

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

But salvage 4 pounds of meat

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

That’s quite the hefty amount

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

It's not any filet mingnon, but it can provide sustenance

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

Heading out?

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

Nothing else to do here, might as well

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

You arrive at your destination in the early morning.

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

This town seems to be a lot more substantial than the one you'd previously visited.

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Not necessarily impressive

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

There is an inn by the entrance, various shops line the street which leads up to an ornate church. To the side of the church appears to be a stone monument with a sword buried within it.

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

Excalibur?

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Ok

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

First order of business

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Find a shop to sell my wolf pelt

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

You find your way to a hunting shop, various drowsy men are strewn across the building.

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

Alright

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

Into the shop I go

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

There are a few hunters sitting inside the building, but no shop keep in sight

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

Alright

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

I’m going to approach one of the hunters and ask if the shopkeeper is around

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

Trying to sound not autistic

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

Hunter: "At this time of day, no. What are you hankerin for anyhow? Maybe we can help"

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

“I was uhhh.. looking to sell this pelt.”

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

Hunter: "That thing? ....boy, you sure did a patchy job of skinning the thing. Didya kill it with your bare hands or what?"

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

“Uhhh... I uhhHh”

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

Perfect response

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

Hunter: "Uh, right. How about I take it off your hands for 80 gold?"

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

“Sure!”

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

Overly excited

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

He hands you the money.

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

“Uhhm.. Thank you uhh.. sir”

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

Hunter: pinching his nose "God damn that reeks! Regrettin this already"

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

“Sorry abou-about that! The wolf was very dirty...”

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

He looks you up and down.

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

Hunter: "Wouldn't be one to judge if I were ya"

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

Oh

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

I see

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

I am a dirty lad

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

Not unexpected

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

You're currently covered in mud and dried wolf blood.

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

Oh, and you recovered some health over night

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

I only lost... 4?

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

I think

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

You get back 3

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

Good enough

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

He looks at your arms

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

Hunter: "Uh, how much for that one? Looks to be in one whole piece"

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

He’s pointing to my vag, right?

Gent Jun 15, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

So it would seem

Rusp Jun 15, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

“Uhh s-Sorry sir, but this one here is my pet, and uhhh, really my only friend....”

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