the-dump

His name is turnip

oh god

That would be an enjoyable experience.

It'd be something

Are we gonna keep going with this?

Uh

Why not

Man, I am thirsty. I could sure use a cold beverage.

So for the sake of it, let's say blacks are humans

Oh excuse me

K

Sounds good

Not that I agree with it

+10 movement speed

for your black subrace

And I was already fast as hell

You were nimble, but this makes you fast

Oh baby, the best of both worlds

So you get +2 to any ability score of your choice

For some reason in this fantasy game full of magical creatures, humans were made the most broken

Wonderful

master race

I just assume you'll pick dex

Are the ability scores the stats?

Yeah

Dex it is

So feats, you get to pick to feats since you're human

Luck - 16 Intelligence - 7 Wisdom - 14 Strength - 7 Dexterity - 19 Constitution - 16 Charisma - 2

Those were my rolls, for reference

Luck isn't a stat

It is in my mind

I have them recorded

Oh shit

You’re on top of this

What are feats

Feats of strength, essentially

Oh

They're like what the attributes were in urealms

Ah, I see

Is there a list of them?

Alrighty

Holy shit

I’ll just look for a funny one

Oh

Already found it

“Childlike”

NO

“Deadly Trap”

You don't qualify

You also don't qualify

Fuck

Is there a way to filter these?

uh

Maybe?

Hmm

You know what

I’ll just be cunning

Going for the skill monkey I see

Nah

Fucking dirty ape

Racism doesn’t exist

I didn’t actually read deep into what this does

Something about skills and hit die

You get +1 skill point every tine you roll for hp, essentially

Oh

That seems good

Do I get more than one feat?

Actually, rogues already get a shit ton of skill points

You get a bonus feat for being human

Have I made an actual useable character?

Haven't you heard the news?

ANY CHARACTER IS USABLE

Oh

Well

Have I accidentally made a good character

We haven't exactly been playing by the rules so far

Oh

That’s not good