the-dump

because you're stupid

oh

fair enough

you should join us

Wait, are blacks considered human?

pathfinder is ruined for me

it is the worst

blacks are more like orcs

Bopit ran a campaign with us, it was torture

Roll to see if blacks are human

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (4) = 4

Kursed

The whole race is kursed

If you roll a 4 from now on, that's a crit fail

No please

Worst race

I think we should host another pathfinder campaign!

Except this time get someone else to host it

Well...

I don’t know man

I’m here!

rusp just hire a game master online Kappa

Ok

His name is turnip

oh god

That would be an enjoyable experience.

It'd be something

Are we gonna keep going with this?

Uh

Why not

Man, I am thirsty. I could sure use a cold beverage.

So for the sake of it, let's say blacks are humans

Oh excuse me

K

Sounds good

Not that I agree with it

+10 movement speed

And I was already fast as hell

You were nimble, but this makes you fast

Oh baby, the best of both worlds

So you get +2 to any ability score of your choice

For some reason in this fantasy game full of magical creatures, humans were made the most broken

Wonderful

master race

I just assume you'll pick dex

Are the ability scores the stats?

Yeah

Dex it is

So feats, you get to pick to feats since you're human

Luck - 16 Intelligence - 7 Wisdom - 14 Strength - 7 Dexterity - 19 Constitution - 16 Charisma - 2

Those were my rolls, for reference

Luck isn't a stat

It is in my mind

I have them recorded

Oh shit

You’re on top of this

What are feats

Feats of strength, essentially

Oh

They're like what the attributes were in urealms

Ah, I see

Is there a list of them?

Yeah, good luck reading through them

Alrighty

Holy shit

I’ll just look for a funny one

Oh

Already found it

“Childlike”

NO

“Deadly Trap”

You don't qualify

You also don't qualify

Fuck

Is there a way to filter these?

uh