the-dump

best joke I’ve ever made!

It'll be hard for anyone to even touch you with 19 dex

Oh right, and you need to pick your race

Black

Oh wait

It doesn’t work like that

No, you did it right

-2 INT, x2 wealth

Is this real?

Suuuuure it is

I’m sure it is

Why wouldn’t it be

Not racist

Yeah, that synergizes well with your crippling autism

x2 wealth doesn’t make much sense

You get gibs

I se

+e

Is it time to roleplay?

So your class?

Oh

Rogue

Alright, I'm just gonna try to google some shit

Are we actually doing this?

So 140 gold from rogue, goes up to 280

Is that good?

I don't know

Nice

Starting gold doesn't normally matter from what I've played

I see

Do I pick skills or something?

Uh, sure

Also

Why are we doing this

because you're stupid

oh

fair enough

you should join us

Wait, are blacks considered human?

it is the worst

blacks are more like orcs

Bopit ran a campaign with us, it was torture

Roll to see if blacks are human

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (4) = 4

Kursed

The whole race is kursed

If you roll a 4 from now on, that's a crit fail

No please

Worst race

I think we should host another pathfinder campaign!

Except this time get someone else to host it

Well...

I don’t know man

I’m here!

rusp just hire a game master online Kappa

Ok

His name is turnip

oh god

That would be an enjoyable experience.

It'd be something

Are we gonna keep going with this?

Uh

Why not

Man, I am thirsty. I could sure use a cold beverage.

So for the sake of it, let's say blacks are humans

Oh excuse me

K

Sounds good

Not that I agree with it

+10 movement speed

for your black subrace

And I was already fast as hell

You were nimble, but this makes you fast

Oh baby, the best of both worlds

So you get +2 to any ability score of your choice

For some reason in this fantasy game full of magical creatures, humans were made the most broken

Wonderful