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Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:27 PM spam

would a boat

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:27 PM spam

the issue was a random storm that pushed them into deep water

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:27 PM spam

Have you ever noticed those red double-decker busses?

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:27 PM spam

be driving around

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:27 PM spam

in the city anyway

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:27 PM spam

that sounds retarded

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:27 PM spam

yeah I have b/c those are actyally a thing

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:27 PM spam

I realize that leg

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:27 PM spam

but still

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:27 PM spam

wear a god damn life jacket especially if you don't know how to swim

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:28 PM spam

That's like telling people to wear a life jacket on a boat

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:28 PM spam

Nobody does

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:29 PM spam

Other than kid jackets

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:29 PM spam

well

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:29 PM spam

have fun being ded

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:29 PM spam

Bopit, I used to work at a marina, and rent boats to people

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:29 PM spam

#1 question was "do I actually have to wear this"

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:30 PM spam

lul

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:30 PM spam

brb one sec

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 21, 2018 6:30 PM spam

Why do people not want to wear the stuff that could potentially save them

Gent Jul 21, 2018 6:30 PM spam

Wouldn't want to be embarassed

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:30 PM spam

It's not that

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:31 PM spam

Jackets are bulky, and for people using their boat, nobody wants to wear one

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:31 PM spam

Parents put them on kids usually

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:31 PM spam

ugh

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:31 PM spam

its too embrassing

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:31 PM spam

that I care about my saftey

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:31 PM spam

ugh

Gent Jul 21, 2018 6:31 PM spam

But everyone would know you fear death, bopit

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:31 PM spam

You all act like life jackets do shit for people

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:31 PM spam

I feel like its the same way with seatbelts then

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:32 PM spam

99% of people renting boats knew how to swim

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:32 PM spam

Though I have some stories of those who couldn't

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:32 PM spam

ok so was this like some small lake?

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 21, 2018 6:32 PM spam

but there's no harm in extra safety

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:32 PM spam

or was it the ocean

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:32 PM spam

b/c I feel like if you are on the ocean you probably want a lifejacket more than a lake

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:33 PM spam

b/c you can swim out of a lake

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:33 PM spam

Bopit, you can't swim across most lakes

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:33 PM spam

Everyone thinks they can, but then they need to be rescued

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:33 PM spam

if you had the adrenaline of holy fuck I'm going to die I bet you could

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:33 PM spam

Oh, and I worked on a big lake

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:33 PM spam

but I don't really know

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:33 PM spam

going off adrenaline is the best way to drown

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:34 PM spam

oof

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:34 PM spam

Just like with walking, people tend to underestimate distances

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:34 PM spam

I guess you run out of energy quicker when on adrenaline

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:34 PM spam

So they think if they can see it, they can swim it

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:35 PM spam

And people think "I'll swim accross, rest, then swim back"

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:35 PM spam

And get maybe 1/3 of the way accross before needing help

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:35 PM spam

get your body cold by resting

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:35 PM spam

good idea

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:35 PM spam

have those muscles tighten up

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:35 PM spam

They meant to climb out

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:35 PM spam

And rest on the far shore

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:36 PM spam

yes of course

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:36 PM spam

rest with no access to food or water as well

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:36 PM spam

probably

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:37 PM spam

Most people don't understand actual swimming

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:37 PM spam

The YMCA doesn't have a good way to simulate swimming long distance

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:37 PM spam

back when i was in shape i possibly could do that, though i was built for running, not swimming

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:37 PM spam

i could run 14 miles easily

Gent Jul 21, 2018 6:38 PM spam

I could run like a quarter of a mile

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:40 PM spam

Bopit, join the call

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:00 AM spam

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:00 AM spam

UK yes

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:00 AM spam

Kappa

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 22, 2018 2:00 AM spam

This...has to be a joke

legorhin Jul 22, 2018 2:01 AM spam

buying silverware requires an ID in the UK

legorhin Jul 22, 2018 2:01 AM spam

satire isn't a thing

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:01 AM spam

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5947043/Residents-told-paddling-pool-pose-risk-burglars.html

Residents told to take down paddling pool as it could pose safety risk

Residents of a block of flats in Strood Kent, were warned the 12ft pool could pose a health and safety risk should someone try to break into a nearby home.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:01 AM spam

judge for yourself

Counour Jul 22, 2018 2:01 AM spam

wow

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 22, 2018 2:04 AM spam

Article's wrong Pika

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 22, 2018 2:04 AM spam

It's trying to take shit out of context

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:04 AM spam

oof

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:04 AM spam

but expected

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:05 AM spam

just saw the headline and it amused me

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:09 AM spam

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Dan K. Meme Jul 22, 2018 2:10 AM spam

huh.

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 22, 2018 2:11 AM spam

Great username