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Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:32 PM spam

or was it the ocean

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:32 PM spam

b/c I feel like if you are on the ocean you probably want a lifejacket more than a lake

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:33 PM spam

b/c you can swim out of a lake

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:33 PM spam

Bopit, you can't swim across most lakes

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:33 PM spam

Everyone thinks they can, but then they need to be rescued

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:33 PM spam

if you had the adrenaline of holy fuck I'm going to die I bet you could

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:33 PM spam

Oh, and I worked on a big lake

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:33 PM spam

but I don't really know

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:33 PM spam

going off adrenaline is the best way to drown

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:34 PM spam

oof

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:34 PM spam

Just like with walking, people tend to underestimate distances

Bopit Jul 21, 2018 6:34 PM spam

I guess you run out of energy quicker when on adrenaline

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:34 PM spam

So they think if they can see it, they can swim it

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:35 PM spam

And people think "I'll swim accross, rest, then swim back"

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:35 PM spam

And get maybe 1/3 of the way accross before needing help

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:35 PM spam

get your body cold by resting

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:35 PM spam

good idea

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:35 PM spam

have those muscles tighten up

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:35 PM spam

They meant to climb out

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:35 PM spam

And rest on the far shore

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:36 PM spam

yes of course

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:36 PM spam

rest with no access to food or water as well

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:36 PM spam

probably

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:37 PM spam

Most people don't understand actual swimming

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:37 PM spam

The YMCA doesn't have a good way to simulate swimming long distance

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:37 PM spam

back when i was in shape i possibly could do that, though i was built for running, not swimming

legorhin Jul 21, 2018 6:37 PM spam

i could run 14 miles easily

Gent Jul 21, 2018 6:38 PM spam

I could run like a quarter of a mile

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 21, 2018 6:40 PM spam

Bopit, join the call

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:00 AM spam

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:00 AM spam

UK yes

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:00 AM spam

Kappa

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 22, 2018 2:00 AM spam

This...has to be a joke

legorhin Jul 22, 2018 2:01 AM spam

buying silverware requires an ID in the UK

legorhin Jul 22, 2018 2:01 AM spam

satire isn't a thing

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:01 AM spam

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5947043/Residents-told-paddling-pool-pose-risk-burglars.html

Residents told to take down paddling pool as it could pose safety risk

Residents of a block of flats in Strood Kent, were warned the 12ft pool could pose a health and safety risk should someone try to break into a nearby home.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:01 AM spam

judge for yourself

Counour Jul 22, 2018 2:01 AM spam

wow

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 22, 2018 2:04 AM spam

Article's wrong Pika

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 22, 2018 2:04 AM spam

It's trying to take shit out of context

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:04 AM spam

oof

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:04 AM spam

but expected

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:05 AM spam

just saw the headline and it amused me

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 2:09 AM spam

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Dan K. Meme Jul 22, 2018 2:10 AM spam

huh.

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 22, 2018 2:11 AM spam

Great username

Bopit Jul 22, 2018 3:34 AM spam

https://youtu.be/L7gtQToPzQE

Auschwitz-Pad commercial

too much for the main channel Inspired by fellow shitposter Burger Meister: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugmJKonVxt8 iPad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

youtu.be

Deleted User Jul 22, 2018 3:36 AM spam

NotLikeThis what

legorhin Jul 22, 2018 1:06 PM spam

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 22, 2018 1:07 PM spam

lol

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 23, 2018 1:19 AM spam

3

legorhin Jul 23, 2018 1:45 AM spam

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legorhin Jul 23, 2018 1:47 AM spam

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Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 23, 2018 2:01 PM spam

HMMMM

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Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 23, 2018 2:01 PM spam

seems legit guys

Deleted User Jul 23, 2018 2:09 PM spam

aw man

Deleted User Jul 23, 2018 2:09 PM spam

i've never caught a primal kyogre before

Phijkchu_Giratina Jul 23, 2018 2:45 PM spam

Dude

Phijkchu_Giratina Jul 23, 2018 2:45 PM spam

I love red kyogre

Phijkchu_Giratina Jul 23, 2018 2:45 PM spam

my favorite pokeman

sadlala64 Jul 23, 2018 2:45 PM spam

lol

legorhin Jul 23, 2018 4:24 PM spam

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Spooky Phijkchu Jul 23, 2018 4:33 PM spam

It's so shit, I had to install it when I was trying to get into that stream last week

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 23, 2018 4:33 PM spam

Plus, now it keeps trying to get me to make a Microsoft account

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 23, 2018 4:34 PM spam

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Spooky Phijkchu Jul 23, 2018 4:34 PM spam

This is the Desktop option menu

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 23, 2018 4:34 PM spam

There is no "advanced" options anywhere either

legorhin Jul 23, 2018 4:35 PM spam

gross

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 23, 2018 6:34 PM spam

https://www.pcgamer.com/how-a-game-about-dicks-sold-hundreds-of-thousands-of-copies/

How a game about dicks sold hundreds of thousands of copies

Genital Jousting has been an unlikely success.

www.pcgamer.com

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 23, 2018 6:34 PM spam

350,000 copies sold

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 23, 2018 6:35 PM spam

why.

legorhin Jul 23, 2018 6:36 PM spam

is 350k good?

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 23, 2018 6:36 PM spam

For a game made by two guys in 12-18 months

legorhin Jul 23, 2018 6:36 PM spam

ok

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 23, 2018 6:37 PM spam

I'd say making $1M-$2M each is pretty good

legorhin Jul 24, 2018 12:08 AM spam

https://xkcd.com/2023/

xkcd: Y-Axis xkcd.com

Bopit Jul 24, 2018 12:24 AM spam

lul

legorhin Jul 24, 2018 2:21 AM spam

https://twitter.com/AgOnePlus/status/1019950386092728321

Everyone Joins The Battle! https://t.co/nPboddr19l

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 24, 2018 7:04 PM spam

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Rusp Jul 24, 2018 7:04 PM spam

why would he post it in the first place

Rusp Jul 24, 2018 7:05 PM spam

I appreciate the Jim Davis