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honestly, you’re the worst thing that has happened in my life. I seriously cannot take how much you harass and bully me in a daily basis and it’s driving me insane. I’ve seriously considered killing myself because of how much you hurt me. From the moment I met you you’ve been extremely rude to me and this has to stop. I really do not know your intentions but you’re a horrible human being and I hope you will learn what you do is wrong. I have blocked you from Discord as I cannot take this anymore. Goodbye forever, Bullyachu
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I'm Seth, I make cookies and post memes on Snapchat. I learned how to eat chicken with my left hand today on account of the fact that I sliced my hand open while opening clam chowder and I’m wearing a brace. I had a single song stuck in my head for 6 months once. I have ADHD so if I don’t text you back I forgot you existed and I apologize I still love you. I unironically listen to All Star and Fireflies. Kirin is the best elder dragon don’t @ me. I make a lot of references people don’t understand. I’ve been to four Buckethead concerts and I cried at all of them. I’m currently writing a book. Yes, really. I like sending UwU’s. Don’t @ me. Honestly the hardest I’ve ever laughed was at an Overwatch meme. I fucking hate Overwatch. I put 30 days into Overwatch. Fortnite sucks Fortnite sucks Fortnite sucks Fortnite sucks Fortnite sucks Fortnite sucks Fortnite sucks Fortnite sucks Fortnite sucks. I have like one real life friend maybe, sometimes. I have 100% on Dark Souls and Cuphead so you literally can’t get on my level sorry sweetie. I eat pizza like every day. My biggest fear is honestly the Xenomorphs from Alien, like I have nightmares about them. Don’t @ me. Yeah I meditate is that an issue? I’ve been led on like 10 times in my life. I’ll tell you I play guitar but I know like 3 songs I think. Scott Pilgrim Vs the World is like the greatest movie of all time. I’m in a relationship with Monster Hunter World character sorry you can’t have me we’re in love. Don’t fucking @ me. Some of my best friends are like 12 years old, yes, really. I’ve only almost gotten fired like 5 times. I still can’t fucking find those birds. Tobuscus is the greatest YouTuber of all time don’t @ me. I like saying don’t @ me. I’ve never once binge watched a show on Netflix. I played Left 4 Dead for like 20 days. I’m an expert on hentai except I’ve only watched like 2 hentais. I know all the words to rapping for Jesus. I got 6th place on PUBG once so you can’t compare sorry.
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I'm John, a 35 year old (and single 😉 ) man from the southwest. I am a huge rider fan (both the sport team, and any woman who knows what I mean otherwise 😏 ). I work as a professional construction worker during summers, and during the winter I am a stay at home dad taking care of my special little guy. 👦 When I was younger I had a dream of becoming a dj, it is all I would ever talk about. Year after year I spent talking about my future life as a dj, I almost missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime, my beautiful wife Helen 👩 (rip her soul she died lol). Helen and I soon found ourselves with a new child, Trevor 🤰 on the way, and let me tell you, he sure is a handful! Every day he cries, which I told him is strange because he is 25 now. He said it had something to do with his waifu cheating on him, but when I asked him to clarify, he just screamed at me that I would not understand what he and Felicia share. I am starting to grow scared for Trevor's mental health, he is spending more time screaming "We've got trouble" in the middle of the night, while crying and masturbating, I honestly have no idea what to do. Under the advice of my mother, I am putting this advertisement up on craigslist. If you are young, attractive, and want to party, hit me up. Thanks, John
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Hewwo everyfur im new!!!!!! *holds up dildo* my name is muski, butt u can call me t3h HuSkY oF r4wR! lol, as you can see im very lewd!!!1 thats why i came here, 2 meet other lewd ppl like me :3 UwU im 18 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!!) i like 2 play major minor with my wolf boyfriend (im gay if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite game!!! bcuz its SOOOO lewd!!!! hes lewd 2 of course but i want 2 meet more lewd ppl =3 like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of rp buddys here so give me lots of pms!!!! KNOOOOOOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein lewd again OwO hehe...toodles!!!!! love and grapefarts, ~t3h HuSkY oF r4wR~
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Hey guys, I like crawling around the filthy floors of sexclubs looking for used condoms to empty into my ass. Does HIV die when exposed to air or laying on the floor like that? Can someone get poz or STD’s by emptying used condoms into them? If the viruses are indeed destroyed, it’s another reason not to use condoms guys! I hate seeing them on the floor getting wasted, so I like to put them to good use. Sometimes I drink the cum too, but prefer to shove it in my ass cuz that gets me ready for when I find the next guy to cream my ass (if he’s not too grossed out at the sight of me on my hands and knees in just my jockstrap picking up filthy condoms and emptying the toxic cum into my already sloppy sluthole.
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Pokémon Apex is a refreshingly adult take on the Pokémon universe, grounded in reality and full of real world problems, in which you play a young boy who finds himself able to travel to a strange world full of powerful demons called Pokémon. A well crafted fan game created by Nathan Gunzenhauser, Pokémon Apex is an adult take on the classic catch ’em all gameplay of Pokémon. That’s not ‘adult’ as in violence and nudity (although there is some swearing), it’s adult in the sense the story themes that it addresses, with you playing a high schooler who’s mother and father have separated, and who escapes the drudgery of day to day life by playing video games with his best friend. Throughout the game you discover that you can cross between worlds to the strange demon (or Pokémon) infested world and discover there is a dark cult hell bent on destroying both worlds. It’s up to you to step up, catch some Pokémon and take on the dark cult before they do too much harm. It’s a fun adventure, and a great twist on the traditional Pokémon gameplay.
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Ingredients 1 package (1/4 ounce) active dry yeast 2-1/4 cups warm water (110° to 115°) 3 tablespoons sugar 1 tablespoon salt 2 tablespoons canola oil 6-1/4 to 6-3/4 cups all-purpose flour Directions In a large bowl, dissolve yeast in warm water. Add the sugar, salt, oil and 3 cups flour. Beat until smooth. Stir in enough remaining flour, 1/2 cup at a time, to form a soft dough. Turn onto a floured surface; knead until smooth and elastic, 8-10 minutes. Place in a greased bowl, turning once to grease the top. Cover and let rise in a warm place until doubled, about 1-1/2 hours. Punch dough down. Turn onto a lightly floured surface; divide dough in half. Shape each into a loaf. Place in two greased 9x5-in. loaf pans. Cover and let rise until doubled, 30-45 minutes. Bake at 375° for 30-35 minutes or until golden brown and bread sounds hollow when tapped. Remove from pans to wire racks to cool. Yield: 2 loaves (16 slices each).

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