I'm John, a 35 year old (and single 😉 ) man from the southwest. I am a huge rider fan (both the sport team, and any woman who knows what I mean otherwise 😏 ). I work as a professional construction worker during summers, and during the winter I am a stay at home dad taking care of my special little guy. 👦 When I was younger I had a dream of becoming a dj, it is all I would ever talk about. Year after year I spent talking about my future life as a dj, I almost missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime, my beautiful wife Helen 👩 (rip her soul she died lol). Helen and I soon found ourselves with a new child, Trevor 🤰 on the way, and let me tell you, he sure is a handful! Every day he cries, which I told him is strange because he is 25 now. He said it had something to do with his waifu cheating on him, but when I asked him to clarify, he just screamed at me that I would not understand what he and Felicia share. I am starting to grow scared for Trevor's mental health, he is spending more time screaming "We've got trouble" in the middle of the night, while crying and masturbating, I honestly have no idea what to do. Under the advice of my mother, I am putting this advertisement up on craigslist. If you are young, attractive, and want to party, hit me up. Thanks, John