lfg

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Dialga

There you go

Enjoy life

How does this even happen

I don't think that's a person

that's an alien from another planet

There are a lot of very rare diseases which just fuck you up

Like the one where you grow fingernails from every hair follicle

I like the one that slowly turns you into a statue

You turn into a literal rock and die

Sounds great

Wait, fingernails everywhere?

What does that even look like

uh

Pubic fingernails

Asshole fingernails

Nose fingernails

oh nice

what about ingrown hairs

MMMmMM

I'm pretty sure she died

She crystallized or something

is she a crystal gem now

Go fuse with her Max

its a nigger

nty

oof

Weren't all the gems black in Steven Universe?

I know one of them was

only one

Garnet

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How could I forget this one

You turn to wood

It’s clobbering time

This one's actually much more common

You could beat the shit out of people with those

Sharpen them to points

And never jack off again

Just cut out a little hole

Trust me, their penis is long since been unusable

Wait

So they actually get wood

My point still stands

How does this even happen

This is what happen when you eat a seed

You get a disease

Fucking a tree Rusp

It's not actual wood

You want to know wht's really funny

You’re telling me people don’t grow actual wood from their bodies

This tree thing is caused by HPV

oof

Max, imagine if every guy that fucked you turned into a tree and died

Half the worlds population would be trees

You could have a garden of all your past BFs

That sounds interesting

holy shit

i would love that

Ok

Yes

They turn into a tree then die? You wouldn't have any garden then

Don't let Max being a bad gardener distract you from the fact that she could literally claim to have fucked a forest

I didn't know max being a whore was part of the lore

I think I understand gay people a bit more now

Because deadly sex

If I knew fucking someone would kill them, I think it'd be really tempting

A definite win win

the list increases

its not a good game

Yes it is leg

come on

I mean, if I ever accidentally contracted one of the super flus You're damn right I'd be out there licking people in Time Square

What

Time square is one of the 4 or 5 top places in the world if you were to release a pathogen that would give it the maximum R0 value

You’ve thought about this before

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