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Rusp May 17, 2018 5:13 PM lfg

Can I call it an asshole castle

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:13 PM lfg

Rusp, the real play is to find one that locks your ass shut using your own penis

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:13 PM lfg

That way, I'm completely out of luck

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:14 PM lfg

I’m just going to wear steel underwear

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:14 PM lfg

should be fine

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:16 PM lfg

Man Rusp, you're really corrupting my search history

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:16 PM lfg

It's full of men wearing locking underwear now

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:16 PM lfg

But I'll bring a circular saw to the mud pit, and we'll be fine

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:17 PM lfg

I’m going to put a bomb on the inside of the underwear

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:17 PM lfg

So that if a breach is detected

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:17 PM lfg

We’re both dying

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:18 PM lfg

I hope we both just end up as amputees

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:18 PM lfg

Then we can continue wrestling, no longer distracted by having legs, assholes, or penises

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:18 PM lfg

The entire bottom half of my body will be gone

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:18 PM lfg

I don’t think I’m surviving that

Phijkchu_Dialga May 17, 2018 5:18 PM lfg

you could though

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:19 PM lfg

I don’t have my penis anymore

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:19 PM lfg

What’s the point

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:19 PM lfg

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-1e45854e23ac2d56a42bf2ede979d442-c

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:19 PM lfg

If I have to live like that, can it really be called living?

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:20 PM lfg

Honestly, there are a lot of conditions where I wonder why people don't just off themselves

Phijkchu_Dialga May 17, 2018 5:20 PM lfg

It's called enjoying life

taxes May 17, 2018 5:20 PM lfg

Yeah like that one condition from Saya

taxes May 17, 2018 5:20 PM lfg

Kappa

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:20 PM lfg

https://minxmx.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/1.jpg

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:20 PM lfg

Dialga

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:20 PM lfg

There you go

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:20 PM lfg

Enjoy life

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:21 PM lfg

How does this even happen

Phijkchu_Dialga May 17, 2018 5:21 PM lfg

I don't think that's a person

Phijkchu_Dialga May 17, 2018 5:21 PM lfg

that's an alien from another planet

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:21 PM lfg

There are a lot of very rare diseases which just fuck you up

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:21 PM lfg

Like the one where you grow fingernails from every hair follicle

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:21 PM lfg

I like the one that slowly turns you into a statue

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:21 PM lfg

You turn into a literal rock and die

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:22 PM lfg

Sounds great

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:22 PM lfg

Wait, fingernails everywhere?

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:22 PM lfg

What does that even look like

Phijkchu_Dialga May 17, 2018 5:22 PM lfg

uh

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:22 PM lfg

Pubic fingernails

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:22 PM lfg

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/memphis-woman-world-fingernails-growing-hair/story?id=16974423

Woman's Hair Turns to Black Fingernails, Baffling Doctors

There is no cure in sight for Shanyna A. Isom, but she has created a foundation to cure other mystery illnesses.

abcnews.go.com

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:22 PM lfg

Asshole fingernails

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:23 PM lfg

Nose fingernails

taxes May 17, 2018 5:24 PM lfg

oh nice

taxes May 17, 2018 5:24 PM lfg

what about ingrown hairs

taxes May 17, 2018 5:24 PM lfg

MMMmMM

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:24 PM lfg

I'm pretty sure she died

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:24 PM lfg

She crystallized or something

taxes May 17, 2018 5:24 PM lfg

is she a crystal gem now

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:25 PM lfg

Go fuse with her Max

taxes May 17, 2018 5:25 PM lfg

its a nigger

taxes May 17, 2018 5:25 PM lfg

nty

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:25 PM lfg

oof

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:25 PM lfg

Weren't all the gems black in Steven Universe?

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:25 PM lfg

I know one of them was

taxes May 17, 2018 5:26 PM lfg

only one

taxes May 17, 2018 5:26 PM lfg

Garnet

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:26 PM lfg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/30/14/30B8EF2D00000578-3424150-image-m-49_1454163036242.jpg

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:26 PM lfg

How could I forget this one

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:26 PM lfg

You turn to wood

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:26 PM lfg

It’s clobbering time

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:27 PM lfg

This one's actually much more common

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:27 PM lfg

You could beat the shit out of people with those

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:27 PM lfg

Sharpen them to points

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:27 PM lfg

https://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Tree-Man.gif

Gent May 17, 2018 5:27 PM lfg

And never jack off again

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:27 PM lfg

Just cut out a little hole

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:27 PM lfg

Trust me, their penis is long since been unusable

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:28 PM lfg

Wait

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:28 PM lfg

So they actually get wood

Gent May 17, 2018 5:28 PM lfg

My point still stands

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:28 PM lfg

How does this even happen

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:28 PM lfg

This is what happen when you eat a seed

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:28 PM lfg

You get a disease

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:28 PM lfg

Fucking a tree Rusp

Gent May 17, 2018 5:29 PM lfg

It's not actual wood

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:29 PM lfg

You want to know wht's really funny

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:29 PM lfg

You’re telling me people don’t grow actual wood from their bodies

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:29 PM lfg

This tree thing is caused by HPV

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:30 PM lfg

oof

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:30 PM lfg

Max, imagine if every guy that fucked you turned into a tree and died