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Thursday, May 17, 2018
I don't want my kids to be gay Max
Rusp, if you had to choose between you turning gay, or your kid?
Which one should I convert?
You could always give yourself the ol' snip-and-tuck
Make it 100% hetorsexual again
Don't think of it as cutting something off
Think of it as peeling a scab
We've established nothing is "gay" in the mud pit
Rusp, the real play is to find one that locks your ass shut using your own penis
That way, I'm completely out of luck
Man Rusp, you're really corrupting my search history
It's full of men wearing locking underwear now
But I'll bring a circular saw to the mud pit, and we'll be fine
I hope we both just end up as amputees
Then we can continue wrestling, no longer distracted by having legs, assholes, or penises
you could though
Honestly, there are a lot of conditions where I wonder why people don't just off themselves
It's called enjoying life
Dialga
There you go
Enjoy life
I don't think that's a person
that's an alien from another planet
There are a lot of very rare diseases which just fuck you up
Like the one where you grow fingernails from every hair follicle
You turn into a literal rock and die
Woman's Hair Turns to Black Fingernails, Baffling Doctors
There is no cure in sight for Shanyna A. Isom, but she has created a foundation to cure other mystery illnesses.
abcnews.go.com