lfg

I thought Burger King births were more rare

So who actually knows

Don’t worry, I’ve looked this one up before

Only result is my town

The only reason it'd be a giveaway, is I'm pretty sure you're going to be the tallest white guy around

There are platney of fat white guys in Waterloo I'm sure But how many 6'4 kids are there in some small town in Ohio?

Well

probably a lot

survival of the fittest and all that

There’s like three people in my grade who are 7 foot

White though?

see? i was ri-

2/3

Damn, you should talk one of them into reproducing with you

Make some giant 8 foot babies

Nah

They’re all extremely scrawny

How will I have my supreme athlete son

Darn, not good for mud wrastling

Mate with spooky

then make a super child

then inbreed

or make like 40 kids with spooky

If only I were gay

wait no

100 kids

Rusp, I'm not gay But I'd mate you for the meme

Than I could have super children

My internet is dying

and make them battle royale

kek

same

its discord

not your internet

Oh

I see

anyways

make your kids fight in radical heights

the best wins

no

and then that kid mates with spooky for 100 more kids

You stole my joke fucker

Rusp, if you had to choose between you turning gay, or your kid?

Which one should I convert?

My kid

I can disown them

I can’t disown myself

rusp the server icon isn't random

discord is dying slowly

blame microsoft

You could always give yourself the ol' snip-and-tuck

Make it 100% hetorsexual again

their shitty console broke it

ya know

that might be it

I can’t cut off my only thing of pride

Don't think of it as cutting something off

Think of it as peeling a scab

its pruning

Spooky why can’t you do it

You’ve had more time with yours than me

spooky rape rusp

then it wont be gay

We've established nothing is "gay" in the mud pit

Good luck breaking through my chastity belt

i prefer the term

"Cock-Locks"

It’s on my asshole though

its locking out spookys cock

Can I call it an asshole castle

Rusp, the real play is to find one that locks your ass shut using your own penis

That way, I'm completely out of luck

I’m just going to wear steel underwear

should be fine

Man Rusp, you're really corrupting my search history

It's full of men wearing locking underwear now

But I'll bring a circular saw to the mud pit, and we'll be fine

I’m going to put a bomb on the inside of the underwear

So that if a breach is detected

We’re both dying