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Phijkchu_Dialga May 17, 2018 4:53 PM lfg

does burger king offer free baby delivery services?

taxes May 17, 2018 4:54 PM lfg

KEK

Rusp May 17, 2018 4:54 PM lfg

Just eat a bunch of shit until the the baby comes out

taxes May 17, 2018 4:54 PM lfg

Burger King toilet babies

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 4:54 PM lfg

Man, it really is like that "Obama at Denny's" skit

Rusp May 17, 2018 4:54 PM lfg

Except

Rusp May 17, 2018 4:55 PM lfg

Slightly more lighthearted

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 4:55 PM lfg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yiQXPOO1Yo

Obama Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.

www.youtube.com

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 4:55 PM lfg

The fake news of a decade ago, is the reality of today

Rusp May 17, 2018 4:56 PM lfg

the more I think about it the more I realize that my town is extremely white trash

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 4:57 PM lfg

We're all white trash when you think about it

Rusp May 17, 2018 4:57 PM lfg

do you shoot pictures of Obama

Rusp May 17, 2018 4:58 PM lfg

Oh shit

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 4:58 PM lfg

No, I shoot plates with Obama's face on them Kappa

Rusp May 17, 2018 4:58 PM lfg

I just thought of a hilarious incident that happened a couple years back

Rusp May 17, 2018 4:59 PM lfg

But if I gave the details you’d know exactly where I lived

Rusp May 17, 2018 4:59 PM lfg

Due to it being a one of a kind thing

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 4:59 PM lfg

I thought Burger King births were more rare

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 4:59 PM lfg

So who actually knows

Rusp May 17, 2018 4:59 PM lfg

Don’t worry, I’ve looked this one up before

Rusp May 17, 2018 4:59 PM lfg

Only result is my town

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:00 PM lfg

The only reason it'd be a giveaway, is I'm pretty sure you're going to be the tallest white guy around

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:01 PM lfg

There are platney of fat white guys in Waterloo I'm sure But how many 6'4 kids are there in some small town in Ohio?

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:01 PM lfg

Well

taxes May 17, 2018 5:01 PM lfg

probably a lot

taxes May 17, 2018 5:01 PM lfg

survival of the fittest and all that

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:01 PM lfg

There’s like three people in my grade who are 7 foot

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:01 PM lfg

White though?

taxes May 17, 2018 5:02 PM lfg

see? i was ri-

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:02 PM lfg

2/3

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:02 PM lfg

Damn, you should talk one of them into reproducing with you

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:02 PM lfg

Make some giant 8 foot babies

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:02 PM lfg

Nah

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:03 PM lfg

They’re all extremely scrawny

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:03 PM lfg

How will I have my supreme athlete son

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:03 PM lfg

Darn, not good for mud wrastling

taxes May 17, 2018 5:04 PM lfg

Mate with spooky

taxes May 17, 2018 5:04 PM lfg

then make a super child

taxes May 17, 2018 5:04 PM lfg

then inbreed

taxes May 17, 2018 5:04 PM lfg

or make like 40 kids with spooky

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:04 PM lfg

If only I were gay

taxes May 17, 2018 5:04 PM lfg

wait no

taxes May 17, 2018 5:04 PM lfg

100 kids

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:04 PM lfg

Rusp, I'm not gay But I'd mate you for the meme

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:05 PM lfg

Than I could have super children

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:05 PM lfg

My internet is dying

taxes May 17, 2018 5:05 PM lfg

and make them battle royale

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:05 PM lfg

kek

taxes May 17, 2018 5:05 PM lfg

same

taxes May 17, 2018 5:05 PM lfg

its discord

taxes May 17, 2018 5:05 PM lfg

not your internet

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:05 PM lfg

Oh

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:05 PM lfg

I see

taxes May 17, 2018 5:05 PM lfg

anyways

taxes May 17, 2018 5:05 PM lfg

make your kids fight in radical heights

taxes May 17, 2018 5:06 PM lfg

the best wins

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:06 PM lfg

no

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:06 PM lfg

I don't want my kids to be gay Max

taxes May 17, 2018 5:06 PM lfg

and then that kid mates with spooky for 100 more kids

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:06 PM lfg

You stole my joke fucker

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:07 PM lfg

Rusp, if you had to choose between you turning gay, or your kid?

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:07 PM lfg

Which one should I convert?

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:07 PM lfg

My kid

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:07 PM lfg

I can disown them

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:07 PM lfg

I can’t disown myself

legorhin May 17, 2018 5:07 PM lfg

rusp the server icon isn't random

legorhin May 17, 2018 5:07 PM lfg

discord is dying slowly

legorhin May 17, 2018 5:07 PM lfg

blame microsoft

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:08 PM lfg

You could always give yourself the ol' snip-and-tuck

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:08 PM lfg

Make it 100% hetorsexual again

legorhin May 17, 2018 5:08 PM lfg

their shitty console broke it

taxes May 17, 2018 5:08 PM lfg

ya know

taxes May 17, 2018 5:08 PM lfg

that might be it

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:09 PM lfg

I can’t cut off my only thing of pride

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:09 PM lfg

Don't think of it as cutting something off

Spooky Phijkchu May 17, 2018 5:09 PM lfg

Think of it as peeling a scab

legorhin May 17, 2018 5:09 PM lfg

its pruning

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:10 PM lfg

Spooky why can’t you do it

Rusp May 17, 2018 5:10 PM lfg

You’ve had more time with yours than me

taxes May 17, 2018 5:10 PM lfg

spooky rape rusp

taxes May 17, 2018 5:10 PM lfg

then it wont be gay