lfg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/30/14/30B8EF2D00000578-3424150-image-m-49_1454163036242.jpg

How could I forget this one

You turn to wood

It’s clobbering time

This one's actually much more common

You could beat the shit out of people with those

Sharpen them to points

https://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Tree-Man.gif

And never jack off again

Just cut out a little hole

Trust me, their penis is long since been unusable

Wait

So they actually get wood

My point still stands

How does this even happen

This is what happen when you eat a seed

You get a disease

Fucking a tree Rusp

It's not actual wood

You want to know wht's really funny

You’re telling me people don’t grow actual wood from their bodies

This tree thing is caused by HPV

oof

Max, imagine if every guy that fucked you turned into a tree and died

Half the worlds population would be trees

You could have a garden of all your past BFs

That sounds interesting

holy shit

i would love that

Ok

Yes

They turn into a tree then die? You wouldn't have any garden then

Don't let Max being a bad gardener distract you from the fact that she could literally claim to have fucked a forest

I didn't know max being a whore was part of the lore

I think I understand gay people a bit more now

Because deadly sex

If I knew fucking someone would kill them, I think it'd be really tempting

A definite win win

the list increases

its not a good game

come on

I mean, if I ever accidentally contracted one of the super flus You're damn right I'd be out there licking people in Time Square

What

Time square is one of the 4 or 5 top places in the world if you were to release a pathogen that would give it the maximum R0 value

You’ve thought about this before

mexico city, beijing

where else

Real life plague inc

Sounds fun

Start in Greenland for maximum plague inc effect

Shenzhen China is #1

only if you can make a pathogen that can beat bacteriophages

Abuja, Nigeria is up there as well

Scratch that, I think it's Lagos

wtf did I just scroll through

adn why was it in this chat

rusp and max were involved

trie

that's the answer to your question

except

spooky is the one that brings shit up

i just say autistic stuff

The only good chat tbh kappa

But I don't get blamed for shit Max

Benefit of being white

bbut

im white now

Transracial ≠≠ White

i was white at first though

Once you go black, you can't go back though

plus lore got reset at some point so that never happened Kappa

do what Michael Jackson did

Die by overdosing?

clearly each of you needs like 7 bans from this server Kappa

get murdered by your doctor

@deleted-role anyone here going to participate in the splatfest tomorrow night or saturday?

unlikely

I might