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and 1 is the start

They dick around with elves for a big, there's a retarded river fight, they dick around with the dragon resulting in it flying off to murder an innocent village

if you wanted to adapt all of the hobbit I think two movies or one long movie would be better

2 movies was the initial plan from peter jackson

1 short movie would have been better

But studio demands made it otherwise

hm

i don't remember the dragon

doing that

I remember the book pretty clearly

it does

They padded the shit out of it

i also read the book

like

yeah cucumberham went crazy with the village

6 years ago?

Okay, so created this albino orc (goblin?) nemesis for thorin

half the trilogy is gandalf learning about Sauron

And the goblin king scene is dragged out

its horrible, watch it

i

The cave where gollum and bilbo meet is very easy to see in

rather just not waste my time

They make the fight scenes excessively goofy

legolas can fly

So remember the part where they encounter the trolls in the forest?

yes

i remember that clearly

They throw a short skirmish to liven things up for the movie

why

Where all the dwarves band together and fight them

But they make it really child-like

bilbos's classic stealth scene #1 and its a brawl

The trolls go "OWIE" and getting slashed with fucking swords

lmao

One of the dwarves uses a slingshot

There's a part where, the entire gang falls all the way down the goblin mineshafts

lol

oh hey

speaking of good books being turned into bad movies

did the artemis fowl movie come out yet

2020

Says it's may 29 next year

hk

hm*

it's disney too huh

fucking rip

Overweight black butler

any book i read as a kis gets destroyed

Who uses a bow and arrow