banned-users

They introduced him way too late

onii-chan

He's the cooler protag in the first book

Because eragon's a dipshit

Arya also doesn't really respect eragon until much later

lol, I forgot about this

arya is not supposed to be at the death

murtagh is

he gets his death fantasy fufilled

>dragons using magic on purpose

They are spending way too much time on this for how little has happened so far

how does Sapphira know what a shade is

don't stop there

keep undressing her

slap him with knowledge

doesn't he in the book

Gotta do a full physical examination

edgy boy pog

her sound effects

are all over the place

wait how did they teleport across the continent again

gillead is literally months away from these mountains

flying is time travel

nothing happens in this movie

if

you fly in reverse

you slow time

obviously

this is such a strange movie

The wounds are non-existent

People die through sudden asphyxiation

it's better than Artimis Fowl I think

at least, I hate it less

tells the story of the book while leaving out specifically the important parts

It's more accuracte than artemis fowl

the king's actor, seems to think he's playing a middle school principle

rather than a high-fantasy despot

he should be the most terrifying thing imaginable

he also doesn't appear in the book

Does he even appear before the finale

Also, blacks

they had no idea how to do a Shade's makeup

I hate that all online depictions are from the movie

didn't bother to read the book

I remember the princess being dark skinned, but black?

remember when Eragon was allowed to just randomly enter the secret passage without any urgals chasing him down directly into a waterfall that forced the varden to take action then arrest him, placing him through rigorous vetting?

Was that meant to be a joke

Also, they forgot to put on her pointed ears

That dragon armor

is amazing

suddenly she has fitted dragon armor

"I can't carry 3 people for more than a few minutes"

Is now wearing full dragon-sized metal armor

?????

some awesome fight choreography here

This choreography

Edge boy is way too good

wave around like an idiot then swing at the ground

Look, arya has normal ears now

its grima worm tongue

They legit just forgot to do her makeup

JEDI SKILLS

bopit killing shades is one of the hardest things in this universe

much harder than killing a rider or dragon

He beats him off a complete fluke in the book

or rarer rather

Spoiler alert, Eragon dies from hodgkin's lymphoma

EX

LUCK

Heal better this time

that's a lot of damage

You know how dnd works, just keep trying until you crit

this is what the city is supposed to look like

Preform the transmutation, turn the dragon in to a suit of armor

looks like an anthill

thats how massive the mountains are supposed to be

?????

why

is

it