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Wednesday, July 1, 2020
obviously
this is such a strange movie
The wounds are non-existent
People die through sudden asphyxiation
it's better than Artimis Fowl I think
at least, I hate it less
tells the story of the book while leaving out specifically the important parts
It's more accuracte than artemis fowl
the king's actor, seems to think he's playing a middle school principle
rather than a high-fantasy despot
he should be the most terrifying thing imaginable
he also doesn't appear in the book
Does he even appear before the finale
Also, blacks
they had no idea how to do a Shade's makeup
I hate that all online depictions are from the movie
didn't bother to read the book
I remember the princess being dark skinned, but black?
remember when Eragon was allowed to just randomly enter the secret passage without any urgals chasing him down directly into a waterfall that forced the varden to take action then arrest him, placing him through rigorous vetting?
Was that meant to be a joke
Also, they forgot to put on her pointed ears
That dragon armor
is amazing
suddenly she has fitted dragon armor
"I can't carry 3 people for more than a few minutes"
Is now wearing full dragon-sized metal armor
?????
some awesome fight choreography here
This choreography
Edge boy is way too good
wave around like an idiot then swing at the ground
Look, arya has normal ears now
its grima worm tongue
They legit just forgot to do her makeup
JEDI SKILLS
bopit killing shades is one of the hardest things in this universe
much harder than killing a rider or dragon
He beats him off a complete fluke in the book
or rarer rather
Spoiler alert, Eragon dies from hodgkin's lymphoma
LUCK
Heal better this time
that's a lot of damage
You know how dnd works, just keep trying until you crit
this is what the city is supposed to look like
Preform the transmutation, turn the dragon in to a suit of armor
looks like an anthill
thats how massive the mountains are supposed to be
?????
why
alive
He healed it
where is eragon's crippling scar on his back?
So casting magic is actually extremely dangerous for amateurs
yes it can just kill you
or something
so she got kidnapped with 2 guards
so this time
she brought 4
Still didn't fix her ears
Jesus christ
See bopit
she confirmed it
1000x speed
yes literally yesterday
thats how they traveled corner to corner of the continent through a massive desert in 5 seconds
wait I missed it
what is this credit music
that movie was awful and a waste of my time
galbatorix wouldn't give a shit about anything at this point
I didn't hate it
eragon is a good book series
it's low budget as fuck
way too busy trying to cheese the ancient language