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pretty sure they don't mind link until he's actually at gillead and then she almost kills him when he invades her mind

the only reason he tries to save her is because she is hot

Bye Brom

imagine being tht cocky

after a week

I bet brom is still gonna show up somehow

i like how they teleport across the continent

And he's gonna die to save eragon

Oh, that's murtagh?

I think they were at around Dras Leona, which took them over a month to get to then he teleports to gilead

and she's conscious

>literally

no guards

RAPE

completely obvious trap and also retarded

BAZINGA!

why is the shade able to do chantless magic

why is he this good at magic

YEP

gent was right

also

where tf did he come from

oh remember when Durza killed Brom at Gillead

Hey wait

after Brom teleported weeks of travel without a dragon

he seems way too ok

Murtagh was supposed to headshot him

despite being gutted

edgy boy

They introduced him way too late

onii-chan

He's the cooler protag in the first book

Because eragon's a dipshit

Arya also doesn't really respect eragon until much later

lol, I forgot about this

arya is not supposed to be at the death

murtagh is

he gets his death fantasy fufilled

>dragons using magic on purpose

They are spending way too much time on this for how little has happened so far

don't stop there

keep undressing her

slap him with knowledge

doesn't he in the book

Gotta do a full physical examination

edgy boy pog

her sound effects

are all over the place

wait how did they teleport across the continent again

gillead is literally months away from these mountains

flying is time travel

nothing happens in this movie

if

you fly in reverse

you slow time

obviously

this is such a strange movie

The wounds are non-existent

People die through sudden asphyxiation

it's better than Artimis Fowl I think

at least, I hate it less

tells the story of the book while leaving out specifically the important parts

It's more accuracte than artemis fowl

the king's actor, seems to think he's playing a middle school principle

rather than a high-fantasy despot

he should be the most terrifying thing imaginable

he also doesn't appear in the book

Does he even appear before the finale

Also, blacks

they had no idea how to do a Shade's makeup

I hate that all online depictions are from the movie

didn't bother to read the book

I remember the princess being dark skinned, but black?

remember when Eragon was allowed to just randomly enter the secret passage without any urgals chasing him down directly into a waterfall that forced the varden to take action then arrest him, placing him through rigorous vetting?

Was that meant to be a joke

Also, they forgot to put on her pointed ears

That dragon armor

is amazing

suddenly she has fitted dragon armor