banned-users

those are terrible

So originally, she showed up here to refuel her mana

those are the covers in the 8 book set on amazon

that's one fast acting drug

Which made her helpless

original cover maybe

And artemis knew that he would be able to ambush a fairy here

iirc isnt there suppoued to be a

river around the tree or something

important!!!1!!!

FOUR-LEAF CLOVER

MIDGET

in the background

Why did he leave her uniform on

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE NIGGER

WEVE GOT

PROTECTION

THIS ARTERMIS HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING BEFORE

maybe that's that the scene with the principle was for earlier

trying to establish his ego

WHAT BUSINESS DOES HE HAVE ACTING SO CONFIDENT

STOP EXPLAINING SHIT

why are we still getting exposition?

movie is half over

narrorator

because the characters can't carry the story

I READ ABOUT IT IN DADS JOURNAL

I READ ABOUT IT IN THE SACRED TEXTS I TRANSLATED ON MY OWN THAT I STOLE FROM A FORTUNE TELLER IN ASIA AFTER MY DAD DIED

GRR

Hey, isn't it freakin racist of them to make the butlers blacks???

MAD GIRL

lmao

nice frame rate

wait

did they have a troll scene

that's not me either

Okay, so this is where it starts

just so they can release it on artemis

The troll scene was in the books

was it?

Yeah, holly incapacitates a troll as her first scene

it's BB-8

But she uses the last of her magic

i barely remeber the book

Which leads into her going to refuel

No leg

yeah

The nuke the house AFTER they save holly

they use a bomb or something

The light bomb

I'm laughing

what a retarded fight

Oh, they skipped the part where artemis plants the bomb

And nearly kills root

he still was "smat"

smart*

even if it was pseudo smart

"smart" = you do ridiculous things and they somehow work

12

So this artemis has no experience committing any kind of crime

artemis age in the books

He dies, yes

a lot of weird stuff happens

^

And gets his soul put into a clone

It's Guardians of the Galaxy

Pretty sure there are no goblins in the books

Dwarves have a specific "talent"

he just

gassed the jews

A ginger

yeah, who is this actor

I've seen him before

They didn't make artemis intimidating here

this dialgoue is

so fake

Oh, that's root?

yes

its root