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Sunday, June 14, 2020
The memory wipe isn't until book 3 or 4
artemis fowl is an aboslute asswipe int he book
What
his dad is still a thief in this
His father should be absent from the start
yes
yEP
opal
book
Opal Koboi
but
she's not relavent forever
That's the main villain in the later books
yes opal isnt even a character until like
the second or third book
Book 2
sniper 1 in position
are those the origianl covers
those are terrible
So originally, she showed up here to refuel her mana
those are the covers in the 8 book set on amazon
that's one fast acting drug
Which made her helpless
And artemis knew that he would be able to ambush a fairy here
iirc isnt there suppoued to be a
river around the tree or something
important!!!1!!!
FOUR-LEAF CLOVER
MIDGET
in the background
Why did he leave her uniform on
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE NIGGER
WEVE GOT
PROTECTION
THIS ARTERMIS HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING BEFORE
maybe that's that the scene with the principle was for earlier
trying to establish his ego
WHAT BUSINESS DOES HE HAVE ACTING SO CONFIDENT
STOP EXPLAINING SHIT
why are we still getting exposition?
movie is half over
narrorator
because the characters can't carry the story
I READ ABOUT IT IN DADS JOURNAL
I READ ABOUT IT IN THE SACRED TEXTS I TRANSLATED ON MY OWN THAT I STOLE FROM A FORTUNE TELLER IN ASIA AFTER MY DAD DIED
GRR
Hey, isn't it freakin racist of them to make the butlers blacks???
MAD GIRL
nice frame rate
wait
did they have a troll scene
that's not me either
Okay, so this is where it starts
just so they can release it on artemis
The troll scene was in the books
was it?
the town one
Yeah, holly incapacitates a troll as her first scene
it's BB-8
But she uses the last of her magic
i barely remeber the book
Which leads into her going to refuel
No leg
yeah
The nuke the house AFTER they save holly
they use a bomb or something
The light bomb
I'm laughing
what a retarded fight
Oh, they skipped the part where artemis plants the bomb
And nearly kills root
he still was "smat"
smart*
even if it was pseudo smart
"smart" = you do ridiculous things and they somehow work
