Hey, isn't it freakin racist of them to make the butlers blacks???
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Sunday, June 14, 2020
MAD GIRL
nice frame rate
wait
did they have a troll scene
that's not me either
Okay, so this is where it starts
just so they can release it on artemis
The troll scene was in the books
was it?
the town one
Yeah, holly incapacitates a troll as her first scene
it's BB-8
But she uses the last of her magic
i barely remeber the book
Which leads into her going to refuel
No leg
yeah
The nuke the house AFTER they save holly
they use a bomb or something
The light bomb
I'm laughing
what a retarded fight
Oh, they skipped the part where artemis plants the bomb
And nearly kills root
he still was "smat"
smart*
even if it was pseudo smart
"smart" = you do ridiculous things and they somehow work
So this artemis has no experience committing any kind of crime
artemis age in the books
He dies, yes
a lot of weird stuff happens
And gets his soul put into a clone
It's Guardians of the Galaxy
Pretty sure there are no goblins in the books
Dwarves have a specific "talent"
he just
gassed the jews
A ginger
yeah, who is this actor
I've seen him before
They didn't make artemis intimidating here
this dialgoue is
so fake
Oh, that's root?
yes
its root
Why is he not a he
>you're like David bowe
Holly is meant to be the first female member of the force
He's Olaf from Frozen
Okay
They actually did it
Why so close to the surface though
because fae cant enter
fairy law
Mulch doesn't have magic at this point
Most dwarves don't bother with keeping magic because it's easier to commit robberies without it
Okay, so maybe I missed something, but what do any of these people have to do with koboi
nothing
Beard lockpicking
That happens in the book
But he does not let her go like a fucking retard
the golden butt plug
probably leg
movie is 75% over
Opal and root sound really similar
So in the book, the troll was dropped in as a surprise
And holly is immediately crippled by it
shove the buttplug up her ass
give her her magic back
Mulch is a greedy criminal who leaves the second things get too dangerous for his liking