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fuck bopit its funny

have you seen the reddit post of that

The way to make that image lore accurate is to make the right picture Bopit and the left picture a large black man

Dolf

I’m not gay

I don’t use reddit

svg doesn't embed

thats dumb

Muon Decay?

god I hate that I have to use those diagrams

Why would a cow do that to donkey Kong

because my prof is shit at teaching and I do not understand

God that joke was fucking awful

That’s a joke that would get lots of reddit gold

the muon turns into an electron, an electron anti-neutrino and a muon neutrino

its simple

Is it

no I meant the math encoded into that if you were responding to me

wood fired pizza

aka finding the probability of it

how will pizza get a job now

So I was driving down the i4

If you never heard of it it’s a nice interstate that runs through down here in Florida

fuck off

So I was driving down this road with my girlfriend after a nice day out

And as we’re driving by I see this sign

It says

boardwalk burgers?

Boardwalk burgers

How do boards walk burgers

You know, just an advertisement for this run of the mill family restaurant

Just some homeless men slapping some patties on their George formans

You know, just a really good time

So anyways, as I read this sign

Suddenly I’m hit by the pinnacle of comedy

My magnificent magnum opus of humor

You're laughing, a man fell asleep on some patties and you're laughing

Your sons dead

He got hit by a car

And she says

That’s not funny, you can’t joke about that

its the police maam

And I say

"i was the driver"

I was the driver

your sons been hit by a drunk driver

hes dead

And she calls for security

And I sneakily handle my gun

And I say

Do you want to hear another joke, Mariah?

And she says

Find the computer room

You know what, sure, tell me another joke

So I say

women's rights

What do you get when you cross a mentally unstable man with a society that doesn’t nothing but shit all over him

You get what you fucking Deserve

So we pull into McDonald’s and get bigmac

The end

Haha funny

I sure subverted those expectations

you sounds like you would be a good fit for my prison furry island

I thought you were gonna loop back around to the bored burgers punchline

I thought about it for a second

But decided I was bored of the joke

FUCK OFF

You know what rusp, you seem like a literal sub human and you're the reason things are wrong in society. I hope you learn to become a better person.

Get lost due

Youre probably just mad rob never named a pokemon after you

You’re just mad megan never fucked your ass

I was the ace of ORAS

lmao

it was the character

>it was just my character