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We sure do talk about dick size a lot

We will talk about it again after cinny gives me his exact measurement

I have an IOU

3 feet

They sell rulers with pico-meters on them?

pika should talk more about his cup size too so more people can be included

its called a standard ruler retard

Pika what is the molar mass of penis

like if i had 1 mol of penis how much is that

fuck if I know

Pika what happens to a cock if it is placed into a vacuum

Why do you guys have long conversations on the most retarded topics

dialga this is important

Because we have long conversations about our mediocre cocks

you can estimate it dolf

using these

what is the molar mass of muons?

ok what is the chemical formula for skin

I’m not sure how many teeth a muon weighs leg

a muon divided by avagadros number

so very small

Damn how do you divide by avocados

wouldn't it be multiplied?

Dolf not funny

We have a victim of that here

same thing

whatever

fuck bopit its funny

have you seen the reddit post of that

The way to make that image lore accurate is to make the right picture Bopit and the left picture a large black man

Dolf

I’m not gay

I don’t use reddit

svg doesn't embed

thats dumb

Muon Decay?

Why would a cow do that to donkey Kong

because my prof is shit at teaching and I do not understand

God that joke was fucking awful

That’s a joke that would get lots of reddit gold

the muon turns into an electron, an electron anti-neutrino and a muon neutrino

its simple

Is it

no I meant the math encoded into that if you were responding to me

wood fired pizza

aka finding the probability of it

how will pizza get a job now

So I was driving down the i4

If you never heard of it it’s a nice interstate that runs through down here in Florida

fuck off

So I was driving down this road with my girlfriend after a nice day out

And as we’re driving by I see this sign

It says

boardwalk burgers?

Boardwalk burgers

How do boards walk burgers

You know, just an advertisement for this run of the mill family restaurant

Just some homeless men slapping some patties on their George formans

You know, just a really good time

So anyways, as I read this sign

Suddenly I’m hit by the pinnacle of comedy

My magnificent magnum opus of humor

So I turn to my girlfriend and I say

You're laughing, a man fell asleep on some patties and you're laughing

Your sons dead

He got hit by a car

And she says

That’s not funny, you can’t joke about that

its the police maam

And I say

"i was the driver"

I was the driver

your sons been hit by a drunk driver

hes dead