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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Thursday, February 20, 2020
So I was driving down the i4
If you never heard of it it’s a nice interstate that runs through down here in Florida
fuck off
So I was driving down this road with my girlfriend after a nice day out
And as we’re driving by I see this sign
It says
boardwalk burgers?
Boardwalk burgers
How do boards walk burgers
You know, just an advertisement for this run of the mill family restaurant
Just some homeless men slapping some patties on their George formans
You know, just a really good time
So anyways, as I read this sign
Suddenly I’m hit by the pinnacle of comedy
flowercrown
My magnificent magnum opus of humor
So I turn to my girlfriend and I say
You're laughing, a man fell asleep on some patties and you're laughing
Your sons dead
He got hit by a car
And she says
That’s not funny, you can’t joke about that
its the police maam
And I say
"i was the driver"
I was the driver
your sons been hit by a drunk driver
hes dead
And she calls for security
And I sneakily handle my gun
And I say
Do you want to hear another joke, Mariah?
And she says
Find the computer room
You know what, sure, tell me another joke
So I say
women's rights
What do you get when you cross a mentally unstable man with a society that doesn’t nothing but shit all over him
You get what you fucking Deserve
So we pull into McDonald’s and get bigmac
The end
Haha funny
I sure subverted those expectations
you sounds like you would be a good fit for my prison furry island
I thought you were gonna loop back around to the bored burgers punchline
I thought about it for a second
But decided I was bored of the joke
FUCK OFF
You know what rusp, you seem like a literal sub human and you're the reason things are wrong in society. I hope you learn to become a better person.
Get lost due
Youre probably just mad rob never named a pokemon after you
You’re just mad megan never fucked your ass
I was the ace of ORAS
it was the character
>it was just my character
EXACTLY
I’m disgusted with you Dolf
I’m going to puke
then back up a few inches
Yeah, can't believe he's still jewish
Fucking cringe
God that image is so old
It was at the back of my images
it was taken today though
True
i legit do not remember writing that
You told me you were mid jerk with Megan’s photos and you seemed pretty delirious dude
there are so many things I have said in this discord, you could post a screenshot of anything I supposidly said and I would probably believe it
obviously true
if you consider loli to be little girls I do
I made this image
Nice, it's awful