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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Friday, September 27, 2019
small ball rusp
the size of a pingpong ball, but they droop a lot
That’s what they call me
Can I use it as a flail?
like theyre longer than your actual penis
uh, perhaps
you hear a knock on your door
Rolling to swap his arms with his legs
/r d20
@Gent:
d20 = (16) = 16
his arms and legs are swapped
rolling to replace his eyes with his balls
/r d20
Now the clothes can fit
@Dan K. Meme:
d20 = (5) = 5
Wtf
but gent
his shirt is still a shirt
Shhh
he's just wearing two shirts still
I made it better
Rolling to begin combat
rusp you hear banging on your door
Roll to switch head and crotch
/r d20
@Gent:
d20 = (6) = 6
/r d20
@Rusp:
d20 = (4) = 4
Fuck
both fail
rusp you smell smoke
Okay
roll to stop dice game
/r d20
@Dan K. Meme:
d20 = (11) = 11
I open the door
Rolling to make dan gtfo
/r d20
@Gent:
d20 = (20) = 20
Bruh
okay
dan busts into your room rusp
he's on fire
then he runs out your window
Oh wow
and flails outside
Oh
he GTFOed
Get the fuck outed
If only
Can I walk into the flames
sure
roll
/r d20
@Rusp:
d20 = (16) = 16
you walk into the flames
Rolling to make rusp fall up
/r d20
@Gent:
d20 = (4) = 4
because youre now hot, your balls start to expand and get soggier
That
Soggier
thats what happens right
Max
they get soggy when its hot
and hard whenits cold
Max they’re in the open
yeah and
It doesn’t really
theyll still get sogiger right?
If it’s intense heat they’ll retract
To get away
will it?
so youre saying