Fuck
banned-users
Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Friday, September 27, 2019
both fail
rusp you smell smoke
Okay
roll to stop dice game
/r d20
@Dan K. Meme:
d20 = (11) = 11
I open the door
Rolling to make dan gtfo
/r d20
@Gent:
d20 = (20) = 20
Bruh
okay
dan busts into your room rusp
he's on fire
then he runs out your window
Oh wow
and flails outside
Oh
he GTFOed
Get the fuck outed
If only
Can I walk into the flames
sure
roll
/r d20
@Rusp:
d20 = (16) = 16
you walk into the flames
Rolling to make rusp fall up
/r d20
@Gent:
d20 = (4) = 4
because youre now hot, your balls start to expand and get soggier
That
Soggier
thats what happens right
Max
they get soggy when its hot
and hard whenits cold
Max they’re in the open
yeah and
It doesn’t really
theyll still get sogiger right?
If it’s intense heat they’ll retract
To get away
will it?
so youre saying
Yeah, they pull themselves out and roll away
they should shrink
It's a defense mechanism
oh ok
i like gentst idea
roll for that gent
Men have portable balls
/r d20
@Gent:
d20 = (1) = 1
NO
Oh
No PBS
rusps balls
They harden
only ppbs
can not be removed from him
To resist heat
Balls of steel
if anything
they shrink inside of him
rusp your balls are now inside of your body
Oh sweet
It's like a crocodile dick
Safe
they're "missing"
I’m going to walk outside
It's a switch-blade