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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Friday, September 27, 2019
SHHHH
okay so
it's the morinign
you wake up
Pant
rp is dead
Check
and rusp killed it
roll
/r d20
@Rusp:
d20 = (11) = 11
you are wearing gray sweatpants
I’m ready to finish lennod rp
Nice try max
who
That's right, lennod was dropped
I’m wearing black shirts and shorts
okay
youre wearing black shirts
on your pants
Yes
its very very weird
Correct
the neck hole is for
your legs are going through the arm holes
and the neck h ole is for your inflated ballsack
which you pumped up to be bigger
Sweet
With an air pump
can he use it like a bean bag chair?
Death roll
No rusp, saline
roll for how big you rballsack is rusp
come on bean bag
/r d20
@Rusp:
d20 = (4) = 4
fucking
its
small ball rusp
the size of a pingpong ball, but they droop a lot
That’s what they call me
Can I use it as a flail?
like theyre longer than your actual penis
uh, perhaps
you hear a knock on your door
Rolling to swap his arms with his legs
/r d20
@Gent:
d20 = (16) = 16
his arms and legs are swapped
rolling to replace his eyes with his balls
/r d20
Now the clothes can fit
@Dan K. Meme:
d20 = (5) = 5
Wtf
but gent
his shirt is still a shirt
Shhh
he's just wearing two shirts still
I made it better
Rolling to begin combat
rusp you hear banging on your door
Roll to switch head and crotch
/r d20
@Gent:
d20 = (6) = 6
/r d20
@Rusp:
d20 = (4) = 4
Fuck
both fail
rusp you smell smoke
Okay
roll to stop dice game
/r d20
@Dan K. Meme:
d20 = (11) = 11
I open the door
Rolling to make dan gtfo
/r d20
@Gent:
d20 = (20) = 20