banned-users

atleast it was a girl ;)

And your mom filled you in because she was worried about your development

Was it though

first time as in sex or masturbation

I've touched a girls vagina faster than any of you here

The latter

masturbation was like, idk 12 or 13

18 isn't normal for masturbation or sex

Max

kek, probably true Max

sex I am still a vocel

We all touched one when we were born

Wait

I didn’t

Shit

I have cleaned my sisters ass before

who ehre is a testtube baby

I was c sectioned

when she was in dipers

did you do it fast though Pika

He took his time, Spooky

you kidding me, that shits gross

She's never going to get off if he goes slow

I got that shit done as soon as possible

Literally

You ever been caught fisting another dude?

YEAH DUDE

lol Reggie

what the fuck is wrong with you people

can't we all just jerk it to loli like normal people

I’m trying to think if I’ve had any weird masturbation stories

Listen, this is why you talk with your fucking children

Lesson from me to everyone

No wonder you think Ohio is shit

ever acidentally slip your dick into another guys urethra?

haha relatable

Tried it prob

My dick slips into mine all the time Max

uh

Ouroboros has got nothing on me

Why am I so normal!

Dang!

I also have no weird stories, unless you count jerking it on campus weird

i have some crazy stories

but i forget them

Rusp maybe you are the one that's not normal

Repressed, you mean

to be honest rusp

I didn't really remember touching/being touched, and i dont thinkabvout it often, because it never negertivley effected me

lol

Its weird to think that I got laid like 15 years ago and then have failed to since, elementary school me was way cooler

IDK jerk it anywhere who cares

Okay

I’m glad you’re okay!

now for the one time iw as raped

that negetivley effected me

Now for the time I raped someone in Virginia

That was a doozie

Classic bait and switch

It was in a Starbucks bathroom

I feel like if I were ever to run for office, a lot of "rape" allegations would be made against me

Yeah

Hey at least all my incidents were consensual

The pizza will do that to you

From people in elementary school or similar shit

you have an entire discord worth of logs to destroy your political career

do not need to worry about rape

Don’t run for office, Carl

You'd reveal these logs AFTER I run for office though

Don’t do it

For the blackmail

To be fair

I would reveal them after you left office tbh

just to fuck with you

I'm the only one here who can dox spooky

^

also true

and i have a reasonable chance to dox him