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what the fuck

I never did that?

You're the reason they always told us never to play "doctor" with friends at school

Ever?

Weren't you Reggie

Yeah

I uh

Listen

the fuck are you people even on about

Got roped into playing truth or dare with an older uh

step cousin?

and things were touched

you don't want to know pika

they were like 17

This isn’t real right

l o l

oof Max

Blame us going to a Catholic school and parents and the staff dont teach you about sex until 14

Got dark quick

Yeah I was like 8 probably

Man that’s uh

i mean nothing happened

Geez

please tell me your weren't... damn

but like

Am I the only one who had and has continued to have a completely normal life

i didnt realise it was something bad until like middle school

and i was like "oh

I’ve had a very normal life

Pika, your first time was probably when you were 18 or something

atleast it was a girl ;)

And your mom filled you in because she was worried about your development

Was it though

first time as in sex or masturbation

I've touched a girls vagina faster than any of you here

The latter

masturbation was like, idk 12 or 13

18 isn't normal for masturbation or sex

Max

sex I am still a vocel

We all touched one when we were born

Wait

I didn’t

Shit

I have cleaned my sisters ass before

who ehre is a testtube baby

I was c sectioned

when she was in dipers

did you do it fast though Pika

He took his time, Spooky

you kidding me, that shits gross

She's never going to get off if he goes slow

I got that shit done as soon as possible

Literally

You ever been caught fisting another dude?

YEAH DUDE

lol Reggie

what the fuck is wrong with you people

can't we all just jerk it to loli like normal people

I’m trying to think if I’ve had any weird masturbation stories

Listen, this is why you talk with your fucking children

Lesson from me to everyone

No wonder you think Ohio is shit

ever acidentally slip your dick into another guys urethra?

haha relatable

Tried it prob

My dick slips into mine all the time Max

Man I have no weird masturbations stories

uh

Ouroboros has got nothing on me

Why am I so normal!

Dang!

I also have no weird stories, unless you count jerking it on campus weird

i have some crazy stories

but i forget them

Rusp maybe you are the one that's not normal

Repressed, you mean

to be honest rusp