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No wonder you think Ohio is shit

ever acidentally slip your dick into another guys urethra?

haha relatable

Tried it prob

My dick slips into mine all the time Max

Man I have no weird masturbations stories

uh

Ouroboros has got nothing on me

Why am I so normal!

Dang!

I also have no weird stories, unless you count jerking it on campus weird

i have some crazy stories

but i forget them

Rusp maybe you are the one that's not normal

Repressed, you mean

to be honest rusp

I didn't really remember touching/being touched, and i dont thinkabvout it often, because it never negertivley effected me

lol

Its weird to think that I got laid like 15 years ago and then have failed to since, elementary school me was way cooler

IDK jerk it anywhere who cares

Okay

I’m glad you’re okay!

now for the one time iw as raped

that negetivley effected me

Now for the time I raped someone in Virginia

That was a doozie

Classic bait and switch

It was in a Starbucks bathroom

I feel like if I were ever to run for office, a lot of "rape" allegations would be made against me

Yeah

Hey at least all my incidents were consensual

The pizza will do that to you

From people in elementary school or similar shit

you have an entire discord worth of logs to destroy your political career

do not need to worry about rape

Don’t run for office, Carl

You'd reveal these logs AFTER I run for office though

Don’t do it

For the blackmail

To be fair

just to fuck with you

I'm the only one here who can dox spooky

^

also true

and i have a reasonable chance to dox him

I could counter dox though

true

I mean, when you come visit me that is going to change

And we could "destroy" each others Phijkchu careers

What a loss

Pika, am I even going to get your real name out of you if I come to visit

Or will I just be calling you Pika

I mean, you can have it

sure

if you post it I will be disapointed

Just call him Zack

That’s his name

alternatively, you can also just call me pika

that sounds retarded enough

Wasnt there a time when everyone was using their real names or some shit

I never did but yes

bopit was pushing that shit

If I ever meet you Spooky, I will call you SlayerN

Rex

Which is why he started the zack meme for me

holy shit

isnt a rule in his server

"call me rex"

or whatevber

Make sure if any of you meet me in real life to call me by my full name

rusputin1246

Rusp, I'm going to be in Fort Wayne in the fall

Want to meet up?

No

I value my life

Prude

Rusp, I'm going to be in Fort Wayne in the fall

If anyone goes to see pika you will likely drive by me

spooky are you the pesident

Okay