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Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:22 PM banned-users

He’s having me do physical therapy first

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:22 PM banned-users

My doctor, that is

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 21, 2018 5:22 PM banned-users

How many fingers are going up your bum?

Gent Sep 21, 2018 5:22 PM banned-users

>prepping with fingers

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:23 PM banned-users

I don’t get it

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:23 PM banned-users

Why would he shove his fingers up my bum when he’s got perfectly fine tools

taxes Sep 21, 2018 5:24 PM banned-users

what if tears that instead

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:24 PM banned-users

My rectum?

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:25 PM banned-users

He’s a professional, he would never tear it

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:25 PM banned-users

Oh man

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:25 PM banned-users

That reminds me

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 21, 2018 5:25 PM banned-users

https://www.pride.com/sex/2016/5/26/bottoms-here-are-8-ways-help-get-rid-those-pesky-anal-fissures

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Spooky Phijkchu Sep 21, 2018 5:25 PM banned-users

Here you go Rusp

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:26 PM banned-users

One of the guys on my team was getting physical therapy for their hip and when the doctor went to readjust him he fractured some of his vertebrates

Gent Sep 21, 2018 5:26 PM banned-users

This all feels extremely relevant to ACL surgery

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 21, 2018 5:26 PM banned-users

lol Rusp

Gent Sep 21, 2018 5:26 PM banned-users

Oh nice

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:26 PM banned-users

Yeah he almost broke his spine

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:26 PM banned-users

That would’ve been bad!

Gent Sep 21, 2018 5:27 PM banned-users

Okay, a little fucked up

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:27 PM banned-users

The physical therapist said his back must’ve been like that already

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:27 PM banned-users

But my teammate said his back didn’t hurt before that

taxes Sep 21, 2018 5:27 PM banned-users

he broke it to suck his dick

Gent Sep 21, 2018 5:28 PM banned-users

It's how they milk the medical bills

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:28 PM banned-users

I’m not sure if they’d go as far as to almost break a kids spine for it

Gent Sep 21, 2018 5:28 PM banned-users

Did his doctor happen to be black?

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:28 PM banned-users

No

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:29 PM banned-users

I don’t actually know but considering where I live the answer is definitely no

Gent Sep 21, 2018 5:31 PM banned-users

At least we have a token cripple now

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:35 PM banned-users

If I’m not permanently crippled can I really be the token cripple

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:35 PM banned-users

Or at least in a wheelchair

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 21, 2018 5:35 PM banned-users

You don't know what range of mobility they'll restore yet Rusp

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 21, 2018 5:35 PM banned-users

If it's low, you might very well be legally crippled

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 21, 2018 5:35 PM banned-users

Unironically

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:36 PM banned-users

I’m still young

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:36 PM banned-users

I’ll be fine

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 21, 2018 5:36 PM banned-users

Might actually be a net positive, you'd get to use handicap parking spots

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:36 PM banned-users

I’d get parking sports

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 21, 2018 5:36 PM banned-users

I work with a couple guys who are legally crippled, it's a pretty low bar doesn't mean you can't walk or anything

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:36 PM banned-users

But not regular sports

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 21, 2018 5:38 PM banned-users

Oh Rusp, you can totally get one

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 21, 2018 5:38 PM banned-users

Ask your doctor

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 21, 2018 5:38 PM banned-users

You'll get a temporary one just for getting the surgery

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 21, 2018 5:39 PM banned-users

And if your range of motion doesn't hit your states threshold after 6 months, it'll become permanent

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:41 PM banned-users

Sounds terrible

Gent Sep 21, 2018 5:42 PM banned-users

Assuming this brainlet's even getting a driver's license

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:42 PM banned-users

I already have one

Gent Sep 21, 2018 5:42 PM banned-users

Assuming he's even keeping his driver's license!

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:43 PM banned-users

They let multiracials drive now?

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:45 PM banned-users

Wait do you have your license?

Gent Sep 21, 2018 5:46 PM banned-users

yeah

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:47 PM banned-users

The world sure is progressive nowadays

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:47 PM banned-users

Back in my day, you wouldn’t have been allowed to drive

Gent Sep 21, 2018 5:48 PM banned-users

You're younger than me

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:48 PM banned-users

Yes

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:49 PM banned-users

So

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:49 PM banned-users

I’m just saying

Rusp Sep 21, 2018 5:49 PM banned-users

Your kind usually isn’t allowed to drive

Bopit Sep 21, 2018 6:21 PM banned-users

quick question

Bopit Sep 21, 2018 6:22 PM banned-users

has pewdiepie reviewed bongo cat yet?

Traps are gay Sep 21, 2018 6:22 PM banned-users

Pewdiepie is still around?

mercury banana Sep 22, 2018 2:46 AM banned-users

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Gent Sep 22, 2018 2:07 PM banned-users

https://twitter.com/ColumbiaBugle/status/1043367590284816384?s=09

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legorhin Sep 22, 2018 2:09 PM banned-users

cool

legorhin Sep 22, 2018 2:09 PM banned-users

i wonder how this is racist

Gent Sep 22, 2018 2:16 PM banned-users

It's anti-semitic clearly

Bopit Sep 22, 2018 3:58 PM banned-users

I'm so ready for cars 42069 tonight

Bopit Sep 22, 2018 6:46 PM banned-users

2018

Bopit Sep 22, 2018 6:46 PM banned-users

where pewdiepie is a more reliable news source than most of what's on tv

Bopit Sep 22, 2018 6:46 PM banned-users

ha ha

taxes Sep 22, 2018 7:02 PM banned-users

https://i.imgur.com/qmOga9c.png

taxes Sep 22, 2018 7:02 PM banned-users

he'sa nigger now

Gent Sep 22, 2018 7:23 PM banned-users

He's a spook

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 22, 2018 8:58 PM banned-users

I'm the new Haunter guys

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 22, 2018 8:58 PM banned-users

Worship me

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 22, 2018 8:59 PM banned-users

Also, I guess we'll aim to start movie night around 10 give people at least a little warning

Bopit Sep 22, 2018 9:00 PM banned-users

PogChamp

Counour Sep 22, 2018 9:02 PM banned-users

wait actual PogChamp

Counour Sep 22, 2018 9:02 PM banned-users

finally another one

Gent Sep 22, 2018 10:00 PM banned-users

@Spooky Phijkchu Can't hear a thing

Bopit Sep 22, 2018 10:04 PM banned-users

@Traps are gay