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That depends Rusp, are part of your knees still in them Do these pads offer double protection now?

You think there'd be a bit of residue in that

It’s not like my knee bled

It’s just that they obviously did a shit job protecting my knee

They wouldn't do anything for your injury though

^

Perhaps

But still

If he tears his ACL this game I’ll have a friend

We should all tear our ACLs in solidarity Rusp

Good luck

It’s pretty hard to do

It involved a series of unfortunate events with how my leg, foot, and body all went different directions

Obviously it's not that hard if someone of your caliber managed

No comment

My caliber

I know, I was pretty good

Oh my surgery is finally scheduled

October 11th

Nice

He’s having me do physical therapy first

My doctor, that is

How many fingers are going up your bum?

>prepping with fingers

I don’t get it

Why would he shove his fingers up my bum when he’s got perfectly fine tools

what if tears that instead

My rectum?

He’s a professional, he would never tear it

Oh man

That reminds me

Here you go Rusp

One of the guys on my team was getting physical therapy for their hip and when the doctor went to readjust him he fractured some of his vertebrates

This all feels extremely relevant to ACL surgery

lol Rusp

Oh nice

Yeah he almost broke his spine

That would’ve been bad!

Okay, a little fucked up

But my teammate said his back didn’t hurt before that

he broke it to suck his dick

It's how they milk the medical bills

I’m not sure if they’d go as far as to almost break a kids spine for it

Did his doctor happen to be black?

No

I don’t actually know but considering where I live the answer is definitely no

At least we have a token cripple now

If I’m not permanently crippled can I really be the token cripple

Or at least in a wheelchair

You don't know what range of mobility they'll restore yet Rusp

If it's low, you might very well be legally crippled

Unironically

I’m still young

I’ll be fine

Might actually be a net positive, you'd get to use handicap parking spots

I’d get parking sports

I work with a couple guys who are legally crippled, it's a pretty low bar doesn't mean you can't walk or anything

But not regular sports

Oh Rusp, you can totally get one

Ask your doctor

You'll get a temporary one just for getting the surgery

And if your range of motion doesn't hit your states threshold after 6 months, it'll become permanent

Sounds terrible

Assuming this brainlet's even getting a driver's license

I already have one

Assuming he's even keeping his driver's license!

They let multiracials drive now?

Wait do you have your license?

yeah

The world sure is progressive nowadays

Back in my day, you wouldn’t have been allowed to drive

You're younger than me

Yes

So

I’m just saying

Your kind usually isn’t allowed to drive

quick question

has pewdiepie reviewed bongo cat yet?

Pewdiepie is still around?