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Friday, September 21, 2018
But still
If he tears his ACL this game I’ll have a friend
We should all tear our ACLs in solidarity Rusp
Good luck
It’s pretty hard to do
It involved a series of unfortunate events with how my leg, foot, and body all went different directions
Obviously it's not that hard if someone of your caliber managed
No comment
My caliber
I know, I was pretty good
Oh my surgery is finally scheduled
October 11th
Nice
He’s having me do physical therapy first
My doctor, that is
How many fingers are going up your bum?
>prepping with fingers
I don’t get it
Why would he shove his fingers up my bum when he’s got perfectly fine tools
what if tears that instead
My rectum?
He’s a professional, he would never tear it
Oh man
That reminds me
Here you go Rusp
One of the guys on my team was getting physical therapy for their hip and when the doctor went to readjust him he fractured some of his vertebrates
This all feels extremely relevant to ACL surgery
lol Rusp
Oh nice
Yeah he almost broke his spine
That would’ve been bad!
Okay, a little fucked up
The physical therapist said his back must’ve been like that already
But my teammate said his back didn’t hurt before that
he broke it to suck his dick
It's how they milk the medical bills
I’m not sure if they’d go as far as to almost break a kids spine for it
Did his doctor happen to be black?
No
I don’t actually know but considering where I live the answer is definitely no
At least we have a token cripple now
If I’m not permanently crippled can I really be the token cripple
Or at least in a wheelchair
You don't know what range of mobility they'll restore yet Rusp
If it's low, you might very well be legally crippled
Unironically
I’m still young
I’ll be fine
Might actually be a net positive, you'd get to use handicap parking spots
I’d get parking sports
I work with a couple guys who are legally crippled, it's a pretty low bar
doesn't mean you can't walk or anything
But not regular sports
Oh Rusp, you can totally get one
Ask your doctor
You'll get a temporary one just for getting the surgery
And if your range of motion doesn't hit your states threshold after 6 months, it'll become permanent
Sounds terrible
Assuming this brainlet's even getting a driver's license
I already have one
Assuming he's even keeping his driver's license!
They let multiracials drive now?
Wait do you have your license?
yeah
The world sure is progressive nowadays
Back in my day, you wouldn’t have been allowed to drive
You're younger than me
Yes
So
I’m just saying
Your kind usually isn’t allowed to drive
quick question
has pewdiepie reviewed bongo cat yet?
Pewdiepie is still around?
Saturday, September 22, 2018
cool
i wonder how this is racist
It's anti-semitic clearly
I'm so ready for cars 42069 tonight