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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, June 24, 2018
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TRAPS ARE GAY
isn't spider porn furry?
no
ergo
fuck you
rusp = furry
i masturbated in public once
have you ever just masturbated into a urinal
is it a good story max?
me either spooky
yes umbreon
want to share?
I’ve only jerked off at home
because i totally havent pre established
I’m not a risk taker
that i cant masturbate really
i just kinda stood in a corner and rubbed
what?
Well that’s fair
assuming people couldn't see
they probably did though
do you just
what
what?
WHAT
who are you asking umbreon
you ever just run out into a cornfield and crank one out?
But what if you get semen on your clothes and whatnot
im asking everyone tbh
umbreon
masturbating in public
wait
gives you a little jolt
i guess it was edging
fuck
try it once
i was edgy
Trickshots
But it gets EVERYWHERE
please elaborate
what?
trickshots are shooting your goo in cool angles
you probably cant do those
most likely your penis cant shoot umbreon
it probably just leaks
I do it daily, mostly
whats that
what
I jack off a minimum of once a day
and thats okay
leaks?
It’s needed at this point
umbreon
am i being shamed?
i feel like im being shamed
you do masturbate right
I skip a day every now and then
not really
well nevermind
im not one to indulge in worldy desires
Did it this morning
I was planning on doing it right now
Tbh
umbreon
Actually
you should try
i dont understand people who jerk it commonly
i mean
umbreon
you have to get tired of it
just try
umbreon
have you ever had a real orgasm
i will not be told to jerk off by a 15 year old
My life is just so uneventful
im 11
even worse