who are you asking umbreon
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, June 24, 2018
you ever just run out into a cornfield and crank one out?
But what if you get semen on your clothes and whatnot
im asking everyone tbh
umbreon
masturbating in public
wait
gives you a little jolt
i guess it was edging
fuck
try it once
i was edgy
Trickshots
But it gets EVERYWHERE
please elaborate
what?
trickshots are shooting your goo in cool angles
you probably cant do those
most likely your penis cant shoot umbreon
it probably just leaks
I do it daily, mostly
whats that
what
I jack off a minimum of once a day
and thats okay
leaks?
It’s needed at this point
umbreon
am i being shamed?
i feel like im being shamed
you do masturbate right
I skip a day every now and then
not really
well nevermind
im not one to indulge in worldy desires
Did it this morning
I was planning on doing it right now
Tbh
umbreon
Actually
you should try
i dont understand people who jerk it commonly
i mean
umbreon
you have to get tired of it
just try
umbreon
have you ever had a real orgasm
i will not be told to jerk off by a 15 year old
My life is just so uneventful
im 11
even worse
im 19
"Maybe jacking off will make me feel better"
Also, morning wood
does it make you feel better?
umbreon
it feels great
probably
Sometimes, just a bit
okay umbreon
do it for me
It's still shallow and empty
who will never
telling max i haven't jerked off was a mistake
experience it
i should've lied
damnit
umbreon tell me what its like
someone with more experience tell her
You've said you did it once every week or something in the past
umbreon
we're the closest in age
yes that was a blantant lie
Kappa
i could never do that
it has to be you
And why is simpleflips speedrunning baldi's basics
Karp, how many times do you jack off?
lmao