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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, June 24, 2018
What if it’s like an acorn
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well then you can't really do it
WHAT
I actually may need this
WHY IS IT VERITCLE
I don’t know how to do this
HOLY SHIT
i was scrolling fast
https://i.imgur.com/cmSbtkL.png
i thoght
WHOA
that was his penis
Is that his dick?
umbreon
you cannot trick me
maybe you need the right material
You have to level up your dick stat
you can't make it go 90 degrees
would you be interested in traps
I can somewhat
did you break your penis pika?
What
THAT IS WRONG TIMING
oops
TRAPS ARE GAY
isn't spider porn furry?
no
ergo
fuck you
rusp = furry
i masturbated in public once
have you ever just masturbated into a urinal
is it a good story max?
me either spooky
yes umbreon
want to share?
I’ve only jerked off at home
because i totally havent pre established
I’m not a risk taker
that i cant masturbate really
i just kinda stood in a corner and rubbed
what?
Well that’s fair
assuming people couldn't see
they probably did though
do you just
what
what?
WHAT
who are you asking umbreon
you ever just run out into a cornfield and crank one out?
But what if you get semen on your clothes and whatnot
im asking everyone tbh
umbreon
masturbating in public
wait
gives you a little jolt
i guess it was edging
fuck
try it once
i was edgy
Trickshots
But it gets EVERYWHERE
please elaborate
what?
trickshots are shooting your goo in cool angles
you probably cant do those
most likely your penis cant shoot umbreon
it probably just leaks
I do it daily, mostly
whats that
what
I jack off a minimum of once a day
and thats okay
leaks?
It’s needed at this point