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oof

She’s right winged gets my humor hot af fun to be around

She has wings

only the right side though

But wouldn’t even give a chance

she lost the left in nam

Damn

Dolf, I think you've reached the point in your life where it's time to start day drinking

we are getting some good lore

I am 17

Hey me too man

move to canada, then you can start in 2 years

Suck me first

move to the netherlands, you can start next year

You’ve asked out more girls than me already so that’s pretty impressive

if you move to canada I will

I was approached by a girl in middle school, fairly sure she was fucking with me though

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I didn’t even really ask her out

I just told her

I was stalked by a girl on Twitter

That was great

nice, was she cute

she was a blaxican

The only one in my entire town

Local treasure

World*

A girl fell for me once

you people need to embrace the life of the vocel

She was 2 years younger though and a bit crazy

Ah

Oh shit

That’s happened to me as well

man don't even get me started on all the crazy ones

It was my friends little sister

Very scary

is there something about me that attracts insane people

>wasn't even approached by the insane ones

The fact that I attract anyone at all is a genuine miracle

Maybe it was the fact that I constantly joked about sucking my friends dick, so they assumed I was gay

I try to forget all the past interactions between me and my little sisters friends

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nothing good comes from remembering

She was also not confident in her self tbh

My twin sisters friends are the worst people I’ve met in my entire life

They make me want to die

So a lot like you guys, funnily enough

rusp

i actually know your sister

What’s her name duck

we've been bffs

my sister is 12 years younger than me, so here's hoping her friends don't (do) fall for me Kappa

her name's erika

Damn

you know this

You got me!

See Pika, my sister's only a couple years younger than me

being an only child for 10 years was fun

That may be one of the farthest away guesses possible

So I was always the slightly older boy to all her friends

I’ve always been the tall boy

And I would always take them places or drive them around

And the guy who likes to make funny tweets

being an only child for like a year and a half was fun

I’m one of those guys

Twitter famous

then i started getting like 6 siblings and life just ended tbh

I just kept to myself and my friend group during highschool

so I was never bothered by people

HA, friends

High school relationships are dumb

I have proof that I have friends

^

agreed with spooky

zero point in that shit

I can invite one of them right now

But I won’t

Be an alpha with no relationships like me