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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Friday, June 22, 2018
Oh shit
That’s happened to me as well
man don't even get me started on all the crazy ones
It was my friends little sister
Very scary
is there something about me that attracts insane people
>wasn't even approached by the insane ones
Kappa
The thing is
The fact that I attract anyone at all is a genuine miracle
Maybe it was the fact that I constantly joked about sucking my friends dick, so they assumed I was gay
I try to forget all the past interactions between me and my little sisters friends
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nothing good comes from remembering
She was also not confident in her self tbh
My twin sisters friends are the worst people I’ve met in my entire life
They make me want to die
So a lot like you guys, funnily enough
rusp
i actually know your sister
What’s her name duck
we've been bffs
my sister is 12 years younger than me, so here's hoping her friends don't (do) fall for me Kappa
her name's erika
Damn
you know this
You got me!
See Pika, my sister's only a couple years younger than me
being an only child for 10 years was fun
That may be one of the farthest away guesses possible
So I was always the slightly older boy to all her friends
I’ve always been the tall boy
And I would always take them places or drive them around
And the guy who likes to make funny tweets
being an only child for like a year and a half was fun
I’m one of those guys
Twitter famous
then i started getting like 6 siblings and life just ended tbh
I just kept to myself and my friend group during highschool
so I was never bothered by people
HA, friends
High school relationships are dumb
I have proof that I have friends
agreed with spooky
zero point in that shit
I can invite one of them right now
But I won’t
Be an alpha with no relationships like me
you do it and the first question I ask them is for your dox
Kappa
Girls treat them as a status symbol for the most part
"Look who I convinced to date me"
Oh he would fucking give it
That’s why I’m not inviting him
My cousin tried to convince me to let her join here
I just outright told her no
How old is she
like 2 months older than I am
Fuck
That’s way too old
Let her join!
could we have convinced your cousin to dox herself and therefore you if we asked persistently enough?
My sister was also a huge Rob fan, but now she hates him
She'd fit right in Kappa
I never showed anyone I knew rob
It is less so a problem of her, she is fine. I just like to keep internet and personal shit seperate
Are you afraid that she’ll like us more than you?
once fire becomes my lover, I am forcing him to quit the cult and become a househusband
Pika, I thought we've established you have no life
So that shouldn't be an issue
Cmon pika
She is also an overwatch player
I want to ask her about your personal life
I wanna see which one of us will fuck your cousin
I already tell you fucks more than she would know lol
such as my dick size
It'd be between me and Rusp tbh
