I don’t speak fucking mexican
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Friday, June 22, 2018
Give it to me in inches
That's like... multiple inches
Oh I'll give it to you in inches
3.45m
About 2 inches
That’s like 9 feet
Why does everyone want to fuck me
More
God damnit
her dick is about 2.5 times the average man
shit
height wise, not average dick size
But like
Hold on let me calculate my dick in Mexican
considering I am like, 1.6m
but 6 feet tall
way more than 9 feet
that dick's like 2 times me
She’s right winged gets my humor hot af fun to be around
She has wings
only the right side though
But wouldn’t even give a chance
she lost the left in nam
Damn
Dolf, I think you've reached the point in your life where it's time to start day drinking
we are getting some good lore
I am 17
Hey me too man
move to canada, then you can start in 2 years
Suck me first
move to the netherlands, you can start next year
You’ve asked out more girls than me already so that’s pretty impressive
if you move to canada I will
I was approached by a girl in middle school, fairly sure she was fucking with me though
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I didn’t even really ask her out
I just told her
I was stalked by a girl on Twitter
That was great
nice, was she cute
she was a blaxican
The only one in my entire town
Local treasure
World*
A girl fell for me once
you people need to embrace the life of the vocel
She was 2 years younger though and a bit crazy
Ah
Oh shit
That’s happened to me as well
man don't even get me started on all the crazy ones
It was my friends little sister
Very scary
is there something about me that attracts insane people
>wasn't even approached by the insane ones
Kappa
The thing is
The fact that I attract anyone at all is a genuine miracle
Maybe it was the fact that I constantly joked about sucking my friends dick, so they assumed I was gay
I try to forget all the past interactions between me and my little sisters friends
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nothing good comes from remembering
She was also not confident in her self tbh
My twin sisters friends are the worst people I’ve met in my entire life
They make me want to die
So a lot like you guys, funnily enough
rusp
i actually know your sister
What’s her name duck
we've been bffs
my sister is 12 years younger than me, so here's hoping her friends don't (do) fall for me Kappa
her name's erika
Damn
you know this
You got me!