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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Friday, April 13, 2018
typical cucknadia
about NK but still
national post why
A war would be kind of cool because all you fucks would get drafted
Me and Leg would be here alone
ha ha
I wouldn't
And Umbreon I guess
I am probably too fat to server tbh
Kappa
OK, Pika would be in prison, and everyone else would be dying in the Middle East
I mean, I would go to the office, and if they wanted to draft me, they are more than welcome to
Pika, drafting isn't a one-day thing
clearly as a physicist, I would avoid it via working on bombs and shit tbh Kappa
It's 6-12 months depending on the necessity of raw recruits
You'd be told to lose weight
And if you couldn't; and it's not due to a medical condition, your ass is in jail
Oof, guess I am loosing 150 pounds in a year
The physical requirements are also pretty low
Most out of shape people can still pass
35 push ups in 2 minutes
The 16 minute 2-mile is there as well
That's almost walkable
I cannot do that feelsbadman
the pushups not the 2 mile
the 2mile I could do
Wait, really?
What part of I am a fatty did you not get
Could you do them if you got more time?
Well I don't know, fat doesn't mean weak
could you even do a pushup?
I have decent leg muscle, but not so much arm
I mean, give me enough time I am sure I could do most things
how much time idk
Rusp, that's not hard
thats just 1.6km
thats not bad
you could probably do it within 10 if you do a leisurely jog
wait what
Women get 20 minutes
Could you do that Rusp?
at typical walking speed of 1.4m/s, it would take 19.2 minutes to do 1.6km
Walking a mile takes 11 minutes for me
At a normal pace
so you would need to walk faster than the typical walking speed for most people
but not as fast as spooky the hedgehog
what's wrong with you people
do you take your time when you walk?
All I know is the requirements are a joke, and even a fat person can pass if they train one/twice a week
Rusp, maybe you have short legs
training Jebaited
All I mean is jog once or twice a week, and learn how to do a pushup Porygon
Nothing hardcore
effort Jebaited
I should just show them my discord and claim mental retardation
ez way out
Kappa
see, I could also the the 1.6km in 16 mins
It's actually ~17 minutes if that makes a difference Rusp
but not the pushups
oof Rusp has no leg muscle
or he has no stamina
Need to go for more walks my dude
or cut back on the smoking
idk, I don't think I'm that good at running by I can run a 7 without killing myself
I literally did the math
standard human walking speed would only take 19 mins
i think you are overestimating 2 miles rusp
You throw a ball
this was unironic
k 6th birthday lets go
Can you imagine that
i couldn't actually
I think 90% of the people here are out of shape in some way
you all would beat me
run donuts around pika