Friday, April 13, 2018
US, UK, France claim that have launched a combined military attack against Syria. All three countries were recently visited by the dictator of Saudi Arabia, Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman, who met with their respective heads of state.
A definite "truth" never comes out
I always assume shit like this has backroom political dealings to be fair
because shit like this always does
When you look back at the cold war, and see what kind of shit the US and it's allies did
It's always a wonder people aren't more skeptical about current affairs
The Soviets did the same type of shit
And oddly enough, we seem able to remember what they did
It is almost as if the winner dictates what actually happened 🤔
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A war would be kind of cool because all you fucks would get drafted
Me and Leg would be here alone
I am probably too fat to server tbh
OK, Pika would be in prison, and everyone else would be dying in the Middle East
I mean, I would go to the office, and if they wanted to draft me, they are more than welcome to
Pika, drafting isn't a one-day thing
clearly as a physicist, I would avoid it via working on bombs and shit tbh Kappa
It's 6-12 months depending on the necessity of raw recruits
You'd be told to lose weight
And if you couldn't; and it's not due to a medical condition, your ass is in jail
Oof, guess I am loosing 150 pounds in a year
The physical requirements are also pretty low
Most out of shape people can still pass
The 16 minute 2-mile is there as well
I cannot do that feelsbadman
the pushups not the 2 mile
What part of I am a fatty did you not get
Could you do them if you got more time?
Well I don't know, fat doesn't mean weak
could you even do a pushup?
I have decent leg muscle, but not so much arm
I mean, give me enough time I am sure I could do most things
you could probably do it within 10 if you do a leisurely jog
at typical walking speed of 1.4m/s, it would take 19.2 minutes to do 1.6km
Walking a mile takes 11 minutes for me
so you would need to walk faster than the typical walking speed for most people
but not as fast as spooky the hedgehog
what's wrong with you people
do you take your time when you walk?
All I know is the requirements are a joke, and even a fat person can pass if they train one/twice a week
Rusp, maybe you have short legs
All I mean is jog once or twice a week, and learn how to do a pushup Porygon
I should just show them my discord and claim mental retardation
see, I could also the the 1.6km in 16 mins
It's actually ~17 minutes if that makes a difference Rusp
oof Rusp has no leg muscle
Need to go for more walks my dude
or cut back on the smoking
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