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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Friday, April 13, 2018
I have been out of the loop
Yes Pika
is this the chemical weapons standoff
We bombed Damascus
nuclear?
also the tag is wrong
>Siria
NotLikeThis
Sargon is convinced the gas attacks were a false flag
also someone pointed out that the saudi prince visited all the countries who committed to attack before this
It's interesting when people claim something is a "false flag"
No one ever puts evidence forward either way
So the narrative becomes whatever the media decides to push
Oh, it was wikileaks that brought up the saudi thing https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/984964313189441540
A definite "truth" never comes out
I always assume shit like this has backroom political dealings to be fair
because shit like this always does
When you look back at the cold war, and see what kind of shit the US and it's allies did
It's always a wonder people aren't more skeptical about current affairs
The Soviets did the same type of shit
And oddly enough, we seem able to remember what they did
It is almost as if the winner dictates what actually happened 🤔
>Winner
Good one
typical cucknadia
about NK but still
national post why
A war would be kind of cool because all you fucks would get drafted
Me and Leg would be here alone
ha ha
I wouldn't
And Umbreon I guess
I am probably too fat to server tbh
Kappa
OK, Pika would be in prison, and everyone else would be dying in the Middle East
I mean, I would go to the office, and if they wanted to draft me, they are more than welcome to
Pika, drafting isn't a one-day thing
clearly as a physicist, I would avoid it via working on bombs and shit tbh Kappa
It's 6-12 months depending on the necessity of raw recruits
You'd be told to lose weight
And if you couldn't; and it's not due to a medical condition, your ass is in jail
Oof, guess I am loosing 150 pounds in a year
The physical requirements are also pretty low
Most out of shape people can still pass
35 push ups in 2 minutes
The 16 minute 2-mile is there as well
That's almost walkable
I cannot do that feelsbadman
the pushups not the 2 mile
the 2mile I could do
Wait, really?
What part of I am a fatty did you not get
Could you do them if you got more time?
Well I don't know, fat doesn't mean weak
could you even do a pushup?
I have decent leg muscle, but not so much arm
I mean, give me enough time I am sure I could do most things
how much time idk
Rusp, that's not hard
thats just 1.6km
thats not bad
you could probably do it within 10 if you do a leisurely jog
wait what
Women get 20 minutes
Could you do that Rusp?
at typical walking speed of 1.4m/s, it would take 19.2 minutes to do 1.6km
Walking a mile takes 11 minutes for me
At a normal pace
so you would need to walk faster than the typical walking speed for most people
but not as fast as spooky the hedgehog
what's wrong with you people