autism

my childhood was swimming in a pond and water balloon fights in the summer and sledding in the winter

ive never gone sledding

or swam in a pond

i get the pond part

but sledding?

I think there was only one winter we got enough snow to sled

sledding is amazing

im poor

i can afford a sled

sledding is overated

dont you talk to me

i slid on trash can lids

Snow tubing is the best winter sport for kids You bowl over all the skiers and snowboarders, and everyone hates you

im poor with my gaming PC, xbox one, switch, couple 3Dss....

cough Kappa

i have a shitty laptop and a ps4

you've got me beat

my dad has a PS4

i want it

Who gets it in the will?

so i can play more weeb games at my house

can i be friends with your dad on ps4 Keepo

I get things maybe if they're on sale

I have less than 20 bucks to my name

tbh i probably get all the technology stuff in my dads will

and because of his music equipment

its probably like a couple thousand USD

what does he have?

so someone kill my dad Kappa

he has a lot of stuff, i dont even know what half of it is, i can send pics next time i go over there if you want

i just played through a game called monster girl quest

Yeah you should

im not exactly an assassin

although i do own multiple guns

as is my american duty

You go to the range a lot Rusp?

rusp do you have a favorite song from MGQ

i go to the range fairly often

and no idea what my favorite song is

i'm a fairly decent shot (because of my fps experience of course)

Know what else does

whats that

yeah right

i only shoot targets

and birds sometimes

Most of my non-work rifles are sporty guns. I shoot my Saiga the most

But I need a good handgun

i own a .44

wtf spooky come shoot me

its pretty great other than the fact that shooting it makes you hit yourself in the face

Given that I'm probably one of the only people in VA crazy enough to import a Saiga, don't think that would end well for me

ok spooky give me your adress

and ill drive

if you want to die by 12 gauge i can shoot you if you want

That doesn't solve the problem at all

you are not close enough

spooky lets do it at a junkyard

I need to buy a new gun first, and then kill you

Max is 11 its a trap

ill dig the hole

she is going to dox you

tell me your exact coordinates and i'll shoot you from here

ok

69,69

Pika, I fail to see what being doxed would really entail

it needs to be a little more exact than that

69.9,69.8

ah much better

The worst that would happen is one of you fucks sending my shit in the mail

tell me when you shoot

ok

gotta load the gun first

spooky what if I sent you a russian loli

thats my biggest fear if im ever doxxed

Russian lolis are banned in the US right now

Thanks to the 2014 sanctions

i took the shot

should take about 2 minutes to get to you

You'd have to import a pregnant russian woman, wait 9-11 years, and then send me the kid