autism

i cum once every 2 years so the edge really builds it up

Totally realistic Kappa

they say edging makes you have much longer orgasms

i serve as living proof

i can fill 3 gallons a nut

Man, I wish we were friends growing up Rusp

Would have invited you to every water ballon fight ever

you had water balloon fights as a kid?

wtf

i did

yes?

Don't most kids?

Not with semen mind you, with water

once at my stepbrothers birthday

yours didn't have semen?

what weirdo

i was like 16 though

and they were like 12

don't get me wrong, i've only had at most 15 waterballoon fights in my life

they aren't that common

15?!?!

wtf

i live in a rural area

we don't have much to do

i live in suburbs upon suburbs

outside of a city

also explains why my internet is shit

my childhood was swimming in a pond and water balloon fights in the summer and sledding in the winter

ive never gone sledding

or swam in a pond

i get the pond part

but sledding?

I think there was only one winter we got enough snow to sled

sledding is amazing

im poor

i can afford a sled

sledding is overated

dont you talk to me

i slid on trash can lids

Snow tubing is the best winter sport for kids You bowl over all the skiers and snowboarders, and everyone hates you

cough Kappa

i have a shitty laptop and a ps4

you've got me beat

my dad has a PS4

i want it

Who gets it in the will?

so i can play more weeb games at my house

can i be friends with your dad on ps4 Keepo

I get things maybe if they're on sale

I have less than 20 bucks to my name

tbh i probably get all the technology stuff in my dads will

and because of his music equipment

its probably like a couple thousand USD

what does he have?

so someone kill my dad Kappa

he has a lot of stuff, i dont even know what half of it is, i can send pics next time i go over there if you want

i just played through a game called monster girl quest

Yeah you should

im not exactly an assassin

although i do own multiple guns

as is my american duty

You go to the range a lot Rusp?

rusp do you have a favorite song from MGQ

i go to the range fairly often

and no idea what my favorite song is

i'm a fairly decent shot (because of my fps experience of course)

everyone knows call of duty improves accuracy in real life

Know what else does

whats that

yeah right

i only shoot targets

and birds sometimes

Most of my non-work rifles are sporty guns. I shoot my Saiga the most

But I need a good handgun

i own a .44

wtf spooky come shoot me

its pretty great other than the fact that shooting it makes you hit yourself in the face

Given that I'm probably one of the only people in VA crazy enough to import a Saiga, don't think that would end well for me

ok spooky give me your adress