autism

my dad has a PS4

i want it

Who gets it in the will?

so i can play more weeb games at my house

can i be friends with your dad on ps4 Keepo

I get things maybe if they're on sale

I have less than 20 bucks to my name

tbh i probably get all the technology stuff in my dads will

and because of his music equipment

its probably like a couple thousand USD

what does he have?

so someone kill my dad Kappa

he has a lot of stuff, i dont even know what half of it is, i can send pics next time i go over there if you want

i just played through a game called monster girl quest

Yeah you should

im not exactly an assassin

although i do own multiple guns

as is my american duty

You go to the range a lot Rusp?

rusp do you have a favorite song from MGQ

i go to the range fairly often

and no idea what my favorite song is

i'm a fairly decent shot (because of my fps experience of course)

everyone knows call of duty improves accuracy in real life

Know what else does

whats that

yeah right

i only shoot targets

and birds sometimes

Most of my non-work rifles are sporty guns. I shoot my Saiga the most

But I need a good handgun

i own a .44

wtf spooky come shoot me

its pretty great other than the fact that shooting it makes you hit yourself in the face

Given that I'm probably one of the only people in VA crazy enough to import a Saiga, don't think that would end well for me

ok spooky give me your adress

and ill drive

if you want to die by 12 gauge i can shoot you if you want

That doesn't solve the problem at all

spooky lets do it at a junkyard

I need to buy a new gun first, and then kill you

Max is 11 its a trap

ill dig the hole

she is going to dox you

tell me your exact coordinates and i'll shoot you from here

ok

69,69

Pika, I fail to see what being doxed would really entail

it needs to be a little more exact than that

69.9,69.8

ah much better

The worst that would happen is one of you fucks sending my shit in the mail

tell me when you shoot

ok

gotta load the gun first

spooky what if I sent you a russian loli

thats my biggest fear if im ever doxxed

Russian lolis are banned in the US right now

Thanks to the 2014 sanctions

i took the shot

should take about 2 minutes to get to you

You'd have to import a pregnant russian woman, wait 9-11 years, and then send me the kid

Who at that point would no longer be Russian

9-11 years?

the prime age of course

spooky

its an illegal loli russian

Half the fun of having a loli is being able to take them around town

send it to me, i'll train her to be an assassin

I don't want to just have one locked up in my basement If I wanted one of those it'd be easy

russians have better genes for assassins

probably

spooky what if i send you drugs

i will also send you drugs

Will they fix this god-awful cold I have?

If so, send me all the drugs

does death count as fixing it?

i was thinking some good stuff

but i dont have enough bitcoin left