vetting

i think literally deleting all your messages in vetting is

that puts you past bob's level even, right?

Uh oh

by the way, in case you're not aware, shift right click the delete button on a message makes it delete without a prompt

much faster

Im on a phone

ah shit

Here here i have an idea

You DONT ban me

Pretty great idea

deleting your messages raises your ban % by at least 8%

so you're looking at ~38% chances now

A RISK I AM WILLING TO TAKE

Here i have a master plan

Just tell everyone I was already banned

i don't even know what angle that would be

You just say

“Oh yeah i banned that super cool dude”

When in reality

You didnt

Nobody will know

i don't lie

i only cheat and steal

Its not lying

Its just bending the truth

To a degree its untrue

well the server logs would tell them if anyone was banned so that's not even gonna work

Pfft

Who looks at logs

i look at the logs every day at 3 am

Wow

the better way would be to delete all the messages since you joined, including the welcome message and you can just lurk in the shadows and no one would know

Thats a GREAT idea

How about we all delete these messages

And I just ghost

everyone would have to delete their own messages so it doesn't show up on the audit log

Its kind of a long process

But it will be

So funny

i'm not aiding in this plan unless you send me a really good recording of yourself doing a wario impression

NO

I have a uh

No mic

Phone no mic

anyway you're at like 40% now

I like those odds

41%

Uh oh

What the fuck

Uh oh

hey new guy

welcome to the server

found our site did ya

how'd ya find it out of curiosity?

My plan has backfired

Uh

The site with the urealms vod

I click da button

I mean, all you plan did was make me think you are possibly cringe

no i get that

how'd you find the site

is what I meant

A person i know in another server found the site

I see

always interesting to see how it spreads

it has far exceeded expectations in how many people actually use it

Well i mean

Its like the only place urealms vods exist

Readily

its the only place most of robs content exists

that we know of

I mean, if there is another big archive, I think we'd have found it

Unless some weirdo person has a private torrent

of all of robs work up somewhere

If anyone that would be spooky too I'd think

A lot of people have asked for one, until they realize how untennable a 10TB torrent would be

if someone really wanted the files, it'd work better if I mailed them a drive

you can mail me a drive