vetting

we should make a bot that archives every message here

would be pretty easy

Yeah do it after im done with

i think spooky archives everything anyway

if i had the ability to ban you i would, to save you some time so you don't have to manually delete all your messages, even if it would piss pika off

Yeah this is taking a long time

Should I just ban myself?

fire how do you not have admin

even mini has admin

my alt has mod and i never asked for admin

pika would probably give me ownership of the server if i asked him

you missed earlier

when he said he would rather suck 1 guy's dick 10 times than suck 10 guy's dicks

and he said if he could pick the guy it would be you

sounds about right

i'd return the favor as well

oh, mini has mod, not admin

though i see how it can be confusing since the role is called next level admin

yeah that's what i meant

also is this guy ACTUALLY deleting all his messages

probably

i don't blame him

we could even delete the welcome message and when everyone wakes up it'll be like we were schizo posting and talking to no one

i think literally deleting all your messages in vetting is

that puts you past bob's level even, right?

Uh oh

by the way, in case you're not aware, shift right click the delete button on a message makes it delete without a prompt

much faster

Im on a phone

ah shit

Here here i have an idea

You DONT ban me

Pretty great idea

deleting your messages raises your ban % by at least 8%

so you're looking at ~38% chances now

A RISK I AM WILLING TO TAKE

Here i have a master plan

Just tell everyone I was already banned

i don't even know what angle that would be

“Oh yeah i banned that super cool dude”

When in reality

You didnt

Nobody will know

i don't lie

i only cheat and steal

Its not lying

Its just bending the truth

To a degree its untrue

well the server logs would tell them if anyone was banned so that's not even gonna work

Pfft

Who looks at logs

i look at the logs every day at 3 am

Wow

the better way would be to delete all the messages since you joined, including the welcome message and you can just lurk in the shadows and no one would know

Thats a GREAT idea

How about we all delete these messages

And I just ghost

everyone would have to delete their own messages so it doesn't show up on the audit log

Its kind of a long process

But it will be

So funny

i'm not aiding in this plan unless you send me a really good recording of yourself doing a wario impression

lol

NO

I have a uh

No mic

Phone no mic

anyway you're at like 40% now

I like those odds

41%

Uh oh

What the fuck

Uh oh

hey new guy

welcome to the server

found our site did ya

how'd ya find it out of curiosity?