rawb

then a planned meeting

I get my coin

a PHIJKCHU treasure

then we fuck with him

Mail it to spooky so he can send it to space

lol

so youre saying

the phijkchu streamer house

should be right next to robs house

Yes

obviously

Imagine Rob joining a streamer house arc, but its actually just us and he is unaware

so he hangs out with us to make content

and we just purposefully make it awkward

cooster boosters

that is basically umbreons one dream

XD

if Rob moved to my city, it'd be the outer limits of the city so it'd be cheaper

but I could make the trek there

well remeber pika

doesnt rob always want an apartment with like

high security

or a gate

or something

i forgot what it was

Literally does not exist in this area

his current apartment in toronto has a doorman

doorman

thats it

thats what he wants

new phijkchu project

garbage gets a job as the doorman

and slowly makes rob go insane

you have one package from

one... phijkchu underscore pikachu?

mispronounce it really bad though

phu i jek coo pie cashew

I make rob do a full identification check each time he shows up and then wave the device to check for any electronics to make sure that no illegal devices enter the apartment

But only rob

One day you insist head office insisted you have to pat down all people who enter

do a full pat down

then never do it again

and be confused if he brings it up

I wonder if Six/Lilly kept in-touch with Megan at all

During the full pat down bring up things about prostate cancer statistics in men and nudge rob to go to the doctors for a checkup

Also say something like "man my boyfriend was about your size"

just to make it really awkard

then the next time you see him show him a picture of a woman and claim it was your wife

"What lotion do you use, you seem smooth, like one of those water lizards"

lol